NOMference Fall 2019 Sunday Afternoon

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NOMference Fall 2019 Sunday Afternoon

Post by græy » Sun Oct 06, 2019 1:17 pm

It seems MoPag is still busy. Post here!


Also, Eyring is up first.
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Re: NOMference Fall 2019 Sunday Afternoon

Post by græy » Sun Oct 06, 2019 1:20 pm

Tell us how you felt the first time you saw the prayer circle Eyring...
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Re: NOMference Fall 2019 Sunday Afternoon

Post by blazerb » Sun Oct 06, 2019 1:21 pm

Eyring is now telling me what I have experienced. Ugh.

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Re: NOMference Fall 2019 Sunday Afternoon

Post by Mankhoj » Sun Oct 06, 2019 1:22 pm

græy wrote:
Sun Oct 06, 2019 1:20 pm
Tell us how you felt the first time you saw the prayer circle Eyring...
Or penalties.

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Re: NOMference Fall 2019 Sunday Afternoon

Post by græy » Sun Oct 06, 2019 1:23 pm

Mankhoj wrote:
Sun Oct 06, 2019 1:22 pm
græy wrote:
Sun Oct 06, 2019 1:20 pm
Tell us how you felt the first time you saw the prayer circle Eyring...
Or penalties.
Even better.
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Re: NOMference Fall 2019 Sunday Afternoon

Post by Palerider » Sun Oct 06, 2019 1:25 pm

-10
Gotta qualify for happiness through covenants (which only we control). Total power grab.
"There is but one straight course, and that is to seek truth and pursue it steadily."

"Truth will ultimately prevail where there is pains to bring it to light."

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Re: NOMference Fall 2019 Sunday Afternoon

Post by græy » Sun Oct 06, 2019 1:25 pm

No tears. Is this some kind of record. Oh wait, there's the voice tremble. They're coming!

edit: false alarm
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Re: NOMference Fall 2019 Sunday Afternoon

Post by græy » Sun Oct 06, 2019 1:28 pm

Either I'm getting tired of assigning points, or Eyring isn't really saying anything interesting. So... +5 for avoiding controversy, -5 for inducing sleep.
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Re: NOMference Fall 2019 Sunday Afternoon

Post by SincereInquirer » Sun Oct 06, 2019 1:28 pm

-50 to Eyring, first for setting up the old tired works to get into heaven BS that induces mental anguish that you are never enough.

Second for doing what they always do and set up that the temple is a place where Jesus is or would come.

He should have just told the rest of the story..."you can imagine my surprise when the old temple worker told me to strip off all my clothes, put on a white poncho, and then parade over in this state to a curtained area where they all touched me all over with oil and water."
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Re: NOMference Fall 2019 Sunday Afternoon

Post by græy » Sun Oct 06, 2019 1:30 pm

Palerider wrote:
Sun Oct 06, 2019 1:25 pm
-10
Gotta qualify for happiness through covenants (which only we control). Total power grab.
SincereInquirer wrote:
Sun Oct 06, 2019 1:28 pm
-50 to During, first for setting up the old tired works to get into heaven BS that induces mental anguish that you are never enough.

Second for doing what they always do and set up that the temple is a place where Jesus is or would come.

He should have just told the rest of the story..."you can imagine my surprise when the old temple worker told me to strip off all my clothes, put on a white poncho, and then parade over in this state to a curtained area where they all touched me all over with oil and water."
Apparently, I'm just zoning out and missing the brainwash suds.
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Re: NOMference Fall 2019 Sunday Afternoon

Post by Palerider » Sun Oct 06, 2019 1:31 pm

-5

covenant path....
"There is but one straight course, and that is to seek truth and pursue it steadily."

"Truth will ultimately prevail where there is pains to bring it to light."

George Washington

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Re: NOMference Fall 2019 Sunday Afternoon

Post by græy » Sun Oct 06, 2019 1:32 pm

Eyring

-5 for covenant paths
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Re: NOMference Fall 2019 Sunday Afternoon

Post by SincereInquirer » Sun Oct 06, 2019 1:33 pm

Actually Henry, pretty sure that you are misquoting Oaks. He really would have said you become more holy by hating the gays..

-10 for more quoting of themselves.
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Re: NOMference Fall 2019 Sunday Afternoon

Post by blazerb » Sun Oct 06, 2019 1:33 pm

Holiness comes "after all we can do." I dislike that term. No one does all they can do. It has taken me a long time to realize that it's ok not to do everything I can do. I did what I thought was right. It all right.

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Re: NOMference Fall 2019 Sunday Afternoon

Post by græy » Sun Oct 06, 2019 1:33 pm

Boom

BOOM!
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Re: NOMference Fall 2019 Sunday Afternoon

Post by Palerider » Sun Oct 06, 2019 1:33 pm

Trembling voice....no tears....

But then, no matter how much he "cries" there are never tears.
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Re: NOMference Fall 2019 Sunday Afternoon

Post by SincereInquirer » Sun Oct 06, 2019 1:34 pm

Yes! Conference is now a gong show!! +10 to mr. Hans for picture of a gong!
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Re: NOMference Fall 2019 Sunday Afternoon

Post by græy » Sun Oct 06, 2019 1:35 pm

"Even though you're not all leaders like I am, you're still contributing (tithing) to the cause!"
Well, I'm better than dirt! Ah, well... most kinds of dirt; not that fancy store-bought dirt; that stuff is loaded with nutrients. I can't compete with that stuff. -Moe Sizlack

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Re: NOMference Fall 2019 Sunday Afternoon

Post by blazerb » Sun Oct 06, 2019 1:36 pm

græy wrote:
Sun Oct 06, 2019 1:35 pm
"Even though you're not all leaders like I am, you're still contributing (tithing) to the cause!"
And we need your chapel cleaning skills.

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Re: NOMference Fall 2019 Sunday Afternoon

Post by græy » Sun Oct 06, 2019 1:37 pm

Boom

"No need to constantly tell spouse or children how they can improve. They already know. Just make a loving environment."

+10
Well, I'm better than dirt! Ah, well... most kinds of dirt; not that fancy store-bought dirt; that stuff is loaded with nutrients. I can't compete with that stuff. -Moe Sizlack

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