A New Years plan !

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Mackman
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A New Years plan !

Post by Mackman » Thu Dec 05, 2019 10:25 am

Hello Nomies : I have thought up a new plan to continue in my apostate ways . Its a plan anyway but Im sure it is not new. I am going to church tie less in blue jeans and golf shirt. This plan will keep me from saying any prayers , passing sacrament, any talks and showing my true apostate self without saying anything plus being more comfortable. Wish I had done this thirty years ago !! Its going to be a great new year !!!!!

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Corsair
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Re: A New Years plan !

Post by Corsair » Thu Dec 05, 2019 11:17 am

Mackman wrote:
Thu Dec 05, 2019 10:25 am
Hello Nomies : I have thought up a new plan to continue in my apostate ways . Its a plan anyway but Im sure it is not new. I am going to church tie less in blue jeans and golf shirt. This plan will keep me from saying any prayers , passing sacrament, any talks and showing my true apostate self without saying anything plus being more comfortable. Wish I had done this thirty years ago !! Its going to be a great new year !!!!!
This sounds like a perfectly cogent plan. The only downside I see is that you become bored with the church which will run in parallel with the gradual and passive aggressive social ostracism that may be perceived by you.

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Just This Guy
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Re: A New Years plan !

Post by Just This Guy » Thu Dec 05, 2019 11:24 am

Take it a step further and wear full golf clothes. Showing up in a polo and plaid slacks will really make an impression. Use Rodney Dangerfeild in Caddyshack as your model.
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Here's your formal wear: Yellow shit, white tie, purple slacks, and a plaid sport coat.
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