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LDS Wombats help fire victims
Posted: Mon Jan 13, 2020 3:13 am
by moksha
Burrowing residents of Outback Branch have been ministering to fire victims.
https://www.unilad.co.uk/animals/wombat ... bushfires/
Re: LDS Wombats help fire victims
Posted: Mon Jan 13, 2020 7:40 am
by MoPag
Now I want a wombat!!
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Re: LDS Wombats help fire victims
Posted: Mon Jan 13, 2020 8:39 am
by DPRoberts
Relief societies in the local Stakes have been scrambling to make little yellow t-shirts.
Re: LDS Wombats help fire victims
Posted: Mon Jan 13, 2020 10:05 am
by MoPag
DPRoberts wrote: ↑Mon Jan 13, 2020 8:39 am
Relief societies in the local Stakes have been scrambling to make little yellow t-shirts.
Oh My Gods!!! That would be the cutest thing ever!!!!!
Re: LDS Wombats help fire victims
Posted: Mon Jan 13, 2020 3:56 pm
by moksha
DPRoberts wrote: ↑Mon Jan 13, 2020 8:39 am
Relief societies in the local Stakes have been scrambling to make little yellow t-shirts.
The yellow t-shirts emblazoned with the words
Volunteer - LDS Church would give much-needed publicity. It would make up for that fiasco on Zandar Prime, where one of the cinematographers for the
I Am Mormon campaign grew frustrated and tried setting a member on fire because he kept repeating, "I am Groot".
Re: LDS Wombats help fire victims
Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2020 2:29 pm
by Hagoth
Hmmm. Those wombats must be Christians. Everyone knows that non-theists are incapable of altruism. Why do it if you don't know God will punish you for not doing it, right?
Re: LDS Wombats help fire victims
Posted: Wed Jan 15, 2020 6:07 pm
by moksha
Hagoth wrote: ↑Tue Jan 14, 2020 2:29 pm
Hmmm. Those wombats must be Christians.
Pretty sure the non-theist wombats are making their burrows available as sanctuaries as well. I doubt the non-theist wombats will also be greeting the fire victims with a plate of cookies.
Re: LDS Wombats help fire victims
Posted: Thu Jan 16, 2020 8:58 am
by Hagoth
moksha wrote: ↑Wed Jan 15, 2020 6:07 pm
Hagoth wrote: ↑Tue Jan 14, 2020 2:29 pm
Hmmm. Those wombats must be Christians.
Pretty sure the non-theist wombats are making their burrows available as sanctuaries as well. I doubt the non-theist wombats will also be greeting the fire victims with a plate of cookies.
And taking advantage of their captive audience to invite the Wombelders to drop by.