Saturday Afternoon Spring 2020 NOMfrence Thread!

[MoPag]

Well Rusty's party has started off kind of lame.
Everybody is just sticking to their JS butt kissing talks, which is a change from the usually Rusty butt kissing talks. And they are happily ignoring the worldwide pandemic.

But whatever...

[lostinmiddlemormonism]

....and

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[MoPag]

I haven't done the score from this morning yet. Most of the talks were kind of blah.
Eyring taught some new toxic stuff about how we need the restoration so we can be forgiven for our sins.

[MoPag]

Eyring is conducting

I wonder if they are going to make us sustain them

[Hagoth]

I'm brewing a big mug of coffee to get me through this!

[AdmiralHoldo]

I could tell Eyring was conducting before he even started to speak. He had to start off with a couple of good loud mouth smacks. [/misophonia]

And I'm LOLing that they are claiming that the music is being performed by the Tabernacle Choir At Temple Square [TABCATS]. Nice try, but when most of these recordings were made, they were the MORMON Tabernacle Choir.

[Mormorrisey]

I could tell Eyring was conducting before he even started to speak. He had to start off with a couple of good loud mouth smacks. [/misophonia]

And I'm LOLing that they are claiming that the music is being performed by the Tabernacle Choir At Temple Square [TABCATS]. Nice try, but when most of these recordings were made, they were the MORMON Tabernacle Choir.

Horrors! The name that shall not be named!

[græy]

Once more unto the breach...

[MoPag]

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[Hagoth]

Hoping to hear a door open and "No!"

[MoPag]

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[MoPag]

Hoping to hear a door open and "No!"

That would have been so awesome!!!!

[Unendowed]

People are really supposed to raise their hands in their homes? Seriously...this is ridiculous!

[MoPag]

Sounds Like we are getting another Holland in the GA ranks...

[MoPag]

People are really supposed to raise their hands in their homes? Seriously...this is ridiculous!

I raised a finger

[Corsair]

Right, having Matt Holland join his father as a general authority was no surprise.

[nibbler]

We don't have time to read the membership statistics, it would detract from the flow of the conference.

Now, allow me to read a selection from the SLC phone book.

[MoPag]

I found some of the mems I made for last year's conference when we thought they were going to go on and on about the Rome temple.

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[MoPag]

Right, having Matt Holland join his father as a general authority was no surprise.

And I thought I heard a Packer in there too. *shivers*

[MoPag]

We don't have time to read the membership statistics, it would detract from the flow of the conference.

Now, allow me to read a selection from the SLC phone book.