Special Session NOMference!!!

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Re: Special Session NOMference!!!

Post by græy » Sat Apr 04, 2020 6:26 pm

THERE ARE NO ETERNAL TRUTHS. Everything the church teaches, it one time taught differently!

So, which version do I need to accept to have light in my body?

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Re: Special Session NOMference!!!

Post by blazerb » Sat Apr 04, 2020 6:26 pm

Is he going to specify the confusing doctrines?

The fruits of Oaks' talks have not been good.

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Re: Special Session NOMference!!!

Post by græy » Sat Apr 04, 2020 6:27 pm

Sorry all, I forgot to count popularity mentions. That talk just sucked.

Best estimate for up through oaks...

JC: 27
JS: 12
N: 19
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Re: Special Session NOMference!!!

Post by MoPag » Sat Apr 04, 2020 6:28 pm

Eyring made it though a talk without crying and Oaks made it though a talk without bashing the gays.
Historic indeed.
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believing in old men’s lies...--Ezra Pound

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Re: Special Session NOMference!!!

Post by nibbler » Sat Apr 04, 2020 6:29 pm

MoPag wrote:
Sat Apr 04, 2020 6:28 pm
Eyring made it though a talk without crying and Oaks made it though a talk without bashing the gays.
Historic indeed.
I'm scared too. ;)
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Re: Special Session NOMference!!!

Post by Mormorrisey » Sat Apr 04, 2020 6:29 pm

Good for Nelson to at least give praise to these terrified kids.
"And I don't need you...or, your homespun philosophies."
"And when you try to break my spirit, it won't work, because there's nothing left to break."

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Re: Special Session NOMference!!!

Post by JustHangingOn@57 » Sat Apr 04, 2020 6:30 pm

Unendowed wrote:
Sat Apr 04, 2020 6:24 pm
These men have no idea how irrelevant they are to the world. It's pathetic.
And yet my DW is glued to the television as we speak. I.just.dont.understand.

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Re: Special Session NOMference!!!

Post by nibbler » Sat Apr 04, 2020 6:30 pm

"This is not the church of Joseph Smith."

Could have fooled me.
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Re: Special Session NOMference!!!

Post by MoPag » Sat Apr 04, 2020 6:30 pm

He said the M-word!!! :twisted: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Special Session NOMference!!!

Post by blazerb » Sat Apr 04, 2020 6:31 pm

The Strangites got the actual name that was specified.

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Re: Special Session NOMference!!!

Post by Mormorrisey » Sat Apr 04, 2020 6:31 pm

What does Nelson have up his sleeve now?
"And I don't need you...or, your homespun philosophies."
"And when you try to break my spirit, it won't work, because there's nothing left to break."

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Re: Special Session NOMference!!!

Post by MoPag » Sat Apr 04, 2020 6:31 pm

Dammit what the hell else is he going to make us do?
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believing in old men’s lies...--Ezra Pound

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Re: Special Session NOMference!!!

Post by græy » Sat Apr 04, 2020 6:31 pm

Oh no. The name thing again!

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Well, I'm better than dirt! Ah, well... most kinds of dirt; not that fancy store-bought dirt; that stuff is loaded with nutrients. I can't compete with that stuff. -Moe Sizlack

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Re: Special Session NOMference!!!

Post by nibbler » Sat Apr 04, 2020 6:32 pm

Mormorrisey wrote:
Sat Apr 04, 2020 6:31 pm
What does Nelson have up his sleeve now?
He's on the Mormon thing again. It's less what's up his sleeve and more what's up his butt.
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Re: Special Session NOMference!!!

Post by græy » Sat Apr 04, 2020 6:32 pm

nibbler wrote:
Sat Apr 04, 2020 6:32 pm
Mormorrisey wrote:
Sat Apr 04, 2020 6:31 pm
What does Nelson have up his sleeve now?
He's on the Mormon thing again. It's less what's up his sleeve and more what's up his butt.
:lol:
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Re: Special Session NOMference!!!

Post by nibbler » Sat Apr 04, 2020 6:33 pm

A new logo????????????????????

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
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Re: Special Session NOMference!!!

Post by MoPag » Sat Apr 04, 2020 6:33 pm

I prophecy that if you dip white cheddar popcorn in pink moscoto wine it will taste good.

I was right!

I'm a prophet.
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believing in old men’s lies...--Ezra Pound

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Re: Special Session NOMference!!!

Post by blazerb » Sat Apr 04, 2020 6:33 pm

What is going on here?

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Re: Special Session NOMference!!!

Post by græy » Sat Apr 04, 2020 6:33 pm

Woo Hoo! Renewed promise if we drop Mormon!

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Well, I'm better than dirt! Ah, well... most kinds of dirt; not that fancy store-bought dirt; that stuff is loaded with nutrients. I can't compete with that stuff. -Moe Sizlack

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Re: Special Session NOMference!!!

Post by Red Ryder » Sat Apr 04, 2020 6:33 pm

It’s not the church of Joseph Smith?

Back to the name of the church crap?

Really? in a time of world pandemic?

Rehashing the Church name adjustments again?

Introducing a symbol? Name of the church inside a cornerstone. Jesus under the arch?

Doesn’t Christianity already have a symbol?

What’s it called? A cross?
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