Sunday Morning NOMference!!

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Re: Sunday Morning NOMference!!

Post by græy » Sun Apr 05, 2020 10:47 am

"Christ's New Testament Church restored."

Except its not. Our church has nothing to do with Christ's early church. He didn't actually organize one.
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Re: Sunday Morning NOMference!!

Post by MoPag » Sun Apr 05, 2020 10:47 am

This is a long a$$ proclamation
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believing in old men’s lies...--Ezra Pound
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Re: Sunday Morning NOMference!!

Post by nibbler » Sun Apr 05, 2020 10:47 am

Thank god the proclamation is brief and succinct.
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Re: Sunday Morning NOMference!!

Post by Newme » Sun Apr 05, 2020 10:47 am

lostinmiddlemormonism wrote: ↑
Sun Apr 05, 2020 10:24 am
græy wrote: ↑
Sun Apr 05, 2020 10:20 am
 Oh no! DW expects our whole family to do this Hosanna Shout thing. *shudder*

I think I feel an extended bathroom break coming on...
let the whole family see how weird the temple really is...lol
Yes - I can hear “Cringe” already.
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Re: Sunday Morning NOMference!!

Post by AllieOop » Sun Apr 05, 2020 10:47 am

AdmiralHoldo wrote: ↑
Sun Apr 05, 2020 10:46 am
 Do you think they could have shoehorned a few more words into the title of this thing???

I'm reminded of what the (now defunct) blog Reasoning With Vampires used to say about Stephenie Meyers' writing: "sentences are not minivans." :lol:
What is the title of the proclamation?


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Re: Sunday Morning NOMference!!

Post by AdmiralHoldo » Sun Apr 05, 2020 10:48 am

Boy, doesn't TROTFOTGOCJ-ABPTTW just roll off the tongue? I'm gonna call it the "trot fot" for short.
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Re: Sunday Morning NOMference!!

Post by lostinmiddlemormonism » Sun Apr 05, 2020 10:49 am

Yippy Kai Aye...I am so completely, utterly, and speechlessly underwhelmed.

This is what you have to tell the world. wow...it doesn't even get a capital letter.
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Re: Sunday Morning NOMference!!

Post by græy » Sun Apr 05, 2020 10:50 am

lostinmiddlemormonism wrote: ↑
Sun Apr 05, 2020 10:49 am
 Yippy Kai Aye...I am so completely, utterly, and speechlessly underwhelmed.

This is what you have to tell the world. wow...it doesn't even get a capital letter.
Yeah. Disconnected from reality. These guys don't get it.
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Re: Sunday Morning NOMference!!

Post by nibbler » Sun Apr 05, 2020 10:51 am

That wasn't weird.
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Re: Sunday Morning NOMference!!

Post by AdmiralHoldo » Sun Apr 05, 2020 10:51 am

What looks stupider? A room full of thousands of people waving a hanky and chanting in unison... or one old guy doing by himself?
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Re: Sunday Morning NOMference!!

Post by Mormorrisey » Sun Apr 05, 2020 10:52 am

It was weirder to do it. Eeesh. Whatever to keep the peace.
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Re: Sunday Morning NOMference!!

Post by moksha » Sun Apr 05, 2020 10:52 am

Hosanna to the left
Hosanna to the right
Hosanna up
Hosanna down

Shout
Shout
Shout

Yay Hosanna!
Good faith does not require evidence, but it also does not turn a blind eye to that evidence. Otherwise, it becomes misplaced faith.
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Re: Sunday Morning NOMference!!

Post by Newme » Sun Apr 05, 2020 10:53 am

AdmiralHoldo wrote: ↑
Sun Apr 05, 2020 10:51 am
 What looks stupider? A room full of thousands of people waving a hanky and chanting in unison... or one old guy doing by himself?
One of my kids made me laugh as he said it in a high pitch voice & exaggerated swinging his arm like crazy. The others smiled at me. Only DH had his eyes glued on the TV.
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Re: Sunday Morning NOMference!!

Post by w2mz » Sun Apr 05, 2020 10:54 am

This whole conference has been an embarrassment.

I wish my family would wake the hell up!!!!
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Re: Sunday Morning NOMference!!

Post by Newme » Sun Apr 05, 2020 10:56 am

moksha wrote: ↑
Sun Apr 05, 2020 10:52 am
 Hosanna to the left
Hosanna to the right
Hosanna up
Hosanna down

Shout
Shout
Shout

Yay Hosanna!
:)

Image

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Re: Sunday Morning NOMference!!

Post by Mormorrisey » Sun Apr 05, 2020 10:56 am

I'm just in awe how much a nothingburger this has been. I can't wait to see all the memes on how this was a historic conference, yadda yadda. It was just soooo useless, boring and just...nothing.
"And I don't need you...or, your homespun philosophies."
"And when you try to break my spirit, it won't work, because there's nothing left to break."
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Re: Sunday Morning NOMference!!

Post by MoPag » Sun Apr 05, 2020 10:57 am

Damn October 2000...

Where were you guys? I was at BYU-I with Pickles.
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Re: Sunday Morning NOMference!!

Post by nibbler » Sun Apr 05, 2020 10:59 am

Mormorrisey wrote: ↑
Sun Apr 05, 2020 10:56 am
 I'm just in awe how much a nothingburger this has been. I can't wait to see all the memes on how this was a historic conference, yadda yadda. It was just soooo useless, boring and just...nothing.
Knowing that there's no church to attend for the foreseeable future, and by extension no talks and lessons based on these talks, will make the quarantine a little sweeter.

Imagine sitting through 6 months of Joseph, Joseph, Joseph, restoration, restoration, restoration every Sunday... wait, that's what we did before all this. :twisted:
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Re: Sunday Morning NOMference!!

Post by græy » Sun Apr 05, 2020 11:04 am

My final count:

JC: 27
JS: 29
N: 17
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Re: Sunday Morning NOMference!!

Post by blazerb » Sun Apr 05, 2020 11:04 am

Well, I am not feeling spiritually fed. I'm going to find a good book.
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