NOMference!!!! ****Apocalypse Edition!!

[MoPag]

JK!!

Well maybe...I mean thigs a pretty nuckin' futs out there. I'll keep my fingers crossed.

But don't worry I'm sure a bunch of really old guys who run a religion/real estate/tax evasion corporation will give us all the comfort we need. I'm sure Rusty and pals have been super busy talking to Mormon Jesus so they can cryptically hint at the things Mormon Jesus told them for about 10 hours this weekend.

So.....If you are stuck inside with TBMs, or you are just morbidly curious, please join us in NOMference. We invite all to partake!

NOMference game play is as follows:

All speakers start with a score of 0.
You may take away points for the stupid sh!t they say.
You may award points if they say something you like.
We try to keep points within the range of Hogwarts House points 5,10s and 20s. But for the supper douchey stuff *coughs* Oaks there are no limits.
I will start a new thread for each session.
Feel free to comment, vent, share funny memes etc. This is our space to get through this crap together as a NOM ward family.

At the end we will have a list of the NOMference winners, loosers and everyone in between.

And if someone really nails their predictions on 2bizE's Konference predictions thread, that person will be crowned, er ..I mean set apart...as prophet, seer and NOMerator.

So don't stress about this weekend. We are going to make it though and we are going to make it fun!!!

[hmb]

Oh darn. I will be camping this weekend. I'll have to miss the big show . Darn darn darn. At least I can check here when I get back. I'm sure someone will put the country right. God must be as tired of 2020 as the rest of us.

[2bizE]

Oh darn. I will be camping this weekend. I'll have to miss the big show . Darn darn darn. At least I can check here when I get back. I'm sure someone will put the country right. God must be as tired of 2020 as the rest of us.

Enjoy camping. Surely it’s better than GC. I’m only interested in the floral arrangement. I’m thinking harvest cornucopia with cauliflower, turnips and a hint of Covid....

[Mormorrisey]

At work so my comments will be few and far between, but I'll be reading the threads with great anticipation! Thanks again to Pres. Mopag for her work!

[græy]

I'll likely be captive in the living room for the duration, despite my best efforts. I"m in!

[Hagoth]

Ha! Mrs. Hagoth completely missed it. Forgot all about it, even though we've been seeing the TV ads for it.

Anyone care to give a very high-level recap? (Only if anything interesting and/or out of the ordinary was said)

[MoPag]

Ha! Mrs. Hagoth completely missed it. Forgot all about it, even though we've been seeing the TV ads for it.

Anyone care to give a very high-level recap? (Only if anything interesting and/or out of the ordinary was said)

The brethren have declared this weird war on other cultures. Like there were several talks encouraging everyone to come together and embrace the culture of Jesus (which they equated to the culture of the church...barf) And put away the culture they came from.
It's so weird.

[Hagoth]

Ha! Mrs. Hagoth completely missed it. Forgot all about it, even though we've been seeing the TV ads for it.

Anyone care to give a very high-level recap? (Only if anything interesting and/or out of the ordinary was said)

The brethren have declared this weird war on other cultures. Like there were several talks encouraging everyone to come together and embrace the culture of Jesus (which they equated to the culture of the church...barf) And put away the culture they came from.
It's so weird.

It will be interesting to see if this trend carries on today. It sounds like kind of a Scientology-ish angle, but really it's been there all along. Like Africans having to buy church-approved electronic keyboards if they want accompaniment for their hymns because God hates traditional instruments (the real reason Yahweh repeatedly gave the Israelites such a raw deal, with their harps, and lutes, and psalteries, and bells, and timbrels, and sistrums)