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Re: Sunday Morning NOMference!!!!

Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2020 10:30 am
by MoPag
Mormorrisey wrote:
Sun Oct 04, 2020 10:28 am
He needed Hebrew scholars to tell him this?
Wendy hid his urim and thummim :lol:

Re: Sunday Morning NOMference!!!!

Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2020 10:31 am
by MoPag
Oh please say something suuuper weird!!!!!!

Re: Sunday Morning NOMference!!!!

Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2020 10:32 am
by AdmiralHoldo
Tell me, how are missionary and temple work going right now???

Re: Sunday Morning NOMference!!!!

Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2020 10:33 am
by AdmiralHoldo
Aaaaaaaand mute. I don't take advice on faith transition from someone who hasn't experienced a faith transition.

Re: Sunday Morning NOMference!!!!

Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2020 10:33 am
by blazerb
"Myopic" That's the way to show empathy.

Re: Sunday Morning NOMference!!!!

Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2020 10:33 am
by græy
-25 for "both sides of the veil" and "covenant path". I don't think he actually said covenant path but he invented it.

Re: Sunday Morning NOMference!!!!

Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2020 10:34 am
by Mormorrisey
I have a word for you, Nelson; how about empathy.

Re: Sunday Morning NOMference!!!!

Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2020 10:35 am
by Mormorrisey
blazerb wrote:
Sun Oct 04, 2020 10:33 am
"Myopic" That's the way to show empathy.
Beat me to it!

Re: Sunday Morning NOMference!!!!

Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2020 10:35 am
by græy
Oh wait! I get it!! I"m just being short-sighted! That is why I had a faith crisis! That is why I see soo many lies in the church! It is my fault for not seeing the way they want me to!

/s

-10

Re: Sunday Morning NOMference!!!!

Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2020 10:36 am
by græy
Also, -10 for tooting his own horn. "I'm so spiritual, I fixed someone's faith by saying one single cryptic word."

Re: Sunday Morning NOMference!!!!

Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2020 10:36 am
by AdmiralHoldo
DRINK!

Re: Sunday Morning NOMference!!!!

Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2020 10:37 am
by græy
-10 for actually saying covenant path

Re: Sunday Morning NOMference!!!!

Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2020 10:37 am
by blazerb
I used to feel so guilty about not having someone to refer to the missionaries. This talk would have sent me into a frenzy of annoying conversations with friends. I apologize to everyone who had to endure me.

Re: Sunday Morning NOMference!!!!

Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2020 10:38 am
by AdmiralHoldo
-100 for insisting that there's room for everyone in this Church.

Say that to someone who is NOT a straight white cisgender American male.

Re: Sunday Morning NOMference!!!!

Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2020 10:38 am
by lostinmiddlemormonism
Mormorrisey wrote:
Sun Oct 04, 2020 10:34 am
I have a word for you, Nelson; how about empathy.
He needs someone to explain that to him, like he needed someone to explain Isreal to him. Give him another 98 years and he might actually figure it out.

Re: Sunday Morning NOMference!!!!

Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2020 10:38 am
by græy
Man, everything he says just irritates me. "divine potential" "covenant path" "scattered isreal" "both sides of the veil"

Re: Sunday Morning NOMference!!!!

Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2020 10:39 am
by AdmiralHoldo
Skin color is not a sign of disfavor with God? That's not what Bruce R. McConkie told me.

See, God loves black people just fine! AS LONG AS THEY ARE MORMON.

Re: Sunday Morning NOMference!!!!

Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2020 10:39 am
by græy
"your standing before god is not deteremined by the color of your skin"*

* at least not since 1978

-10 for gaslighting

+20 for being clear about races being equal

Re: Sunday Morning NOMference!!!!

Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2020 10:39 am
by MoPag
Gotta give him +25 for calling out prejudice IN church members

Re: Sunday Morning NOMference!!!!

Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2020 10:42 am
by AdmiralHoldo
He gave some great advice to believing spouses of heathens (ie. my husband). God will tell him how to... "move forward..." dramatic pause.

Yep! Rusty just gave my husband permission to divorce me.