NOM

He's back to announcing temples he'll never have to build.

Ooo, a bunch more "announced" temples that may or may not actually get built.

I think even the TBMs are starting to catch on. Rusty has used this trick so many times that we are starting to see through it.

ETA: DAMMIT Mopag get out of my brain

AdmiralHoldo wrote: ↑

Sun Oct 04, 2020 2:36 pm

No, what they did was tie a rope around the ensign's waist,

Of course, swinging the microwave oven by the cord lead Elder Holland to ask the question of whether the circle will be unbroken, bye and bye Lord, buy and buy.

Can I go back to my life now? Thanks for making this bearable, ya'll. Thanks again, Mopag! You're the best!

MoPag wrote: ↑

Sun Oct 04, 2020 2:45 pm

He's back to announcing temples he'll never have to build.

well, just what we don't need.

It hasn't been fun. But I'm glad to have all of you, my NOM friends, to pass GC away.

Thank you to all! And to all, good night!

Mormorrisey wrote: ↑

Sun Oct 04, 2020 2:47 pm

Can I go back to my life now? Thanks for making this bearable, ya'll. Thanks again, Mopag! You're the best!

You are so welcome! And thank you all for joining in the NOMference fun!!

They were able to add that odd expression, "Even Jesus Christ" in the closing prayer.

Thank you, MoPag. This helps so much.

Blashyrkh wrote: ↑

Sun Oct 04, 2020 4:05 pm

moksha wrote: ↑

Sun Oct 04, 2020 2:52 pm

They were able to add that odd expression, "Even Jesus Christ" in the closing prayer.

Be grateful the guy kept it to one single example. Usually its "the Savior, even Jesus Christ, even the Messiah, even the Shepherd, even the Lamb, even the great Fisher of men, even the breaker of bread, even the divider of whine, even the thrasher of money changers, even the brother of Satan..."

A conference of no substance, no new revelations , nothing really at all , a nothin muffin conference!!!!!! I'm not at all surprised. Perhaps someday they will see the error of their ways. I was for some odd reason holding out hope for a rollback of the word of wisdom !! Disappointed to say the least !! I guess I will keep smuggling my coffee !!

Mackman wrote: ↑

Mon Oct 05, 2020 12:01 pm

I was for some odd reason holding out hope for a rollback of the word of wisdom !! Disappointed to say the least !! I guess I will keep smuggling my coffee !!

They're still hammering people about green tea, for crying out loud. Coffee is waaay down the road. Decaf hasn't even appeared over the horizon yet.

Hagoth wrote: ↑

Mon Oct 05, 2020 9:02 pm

Mackman wrote: ↑

Mon Oct 05, 2020 12:01 pm

I was for some odd reason holding out hope for a rollback of the word of wisdom !! Disappointed to say the least !! I guess I will keep smuggling my coffee !!

They're still hammering people about green tea, for crying out loud. Coffee is waaay down the road. Decaf hasn't even appeared over the horizon yet.

Yes, when the church gives up the need to control the members for nothing other than to prove loyalty, then you can expect them to consider letting up on the health non helpful parts of WoW. Till then, expect them to be unreasonable as to whether coffee in moderation is healthy for you or not. Their need to control is greater than their need to be logical.