Priesthood NOMference!!

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Culper Jr.
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Re: Priesthood NOMference!!

Post by Culper Jr. » Sat Apr 03, 2021 5:33 pm

-10 the new youth program is a dumpster fire.

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Re: Priesthood NOMference!!

Post by lostinmiddlemormonism » Sat Apr 03, 2021 5:34 pm

Is that the piss program?

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Re: Priesthood NOMference!!

Post by blazerb » Sat Apr 03, 2021 5:35 pm

God blesses NFL quarterbacks as they work on Sunday!

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Re: Priesthood NOMference!!

Post by nibbler » Sat Apr 03, 2021 5:36 pm

Dude has a real text-to-speech cadence.
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Re: Priesthood NOMference!!

Post by MoPag » Sat Apr 03, 2021 5:39 pm

Dude... this guy...

aN ErraNd For tHe proPHet? Me??
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believing in old men’s lies...--Ezra Pound

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Culper Jr.
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Re: Priesthood NOMference!!

Post by Culper Jr. » Sat Apr 03, 2021 5:40 pm

lostinmiddlemormonism wrote:
Sat Apr 03, 2021 5:34 pm
Is that the piss program?
Yup. Just a bunch of nothing. It just irritates me when these guys sycophantically reference it like it's the greatest most inspired thing.

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Re: Priesthood NOMference!!

Post by blazerb » Sat Apr 03, 2021 5:40 pm

-10 for showing a clip of that very poorly done church movie.

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Re: Priesthood NOMference!!

Post by Culper Jr. » Sat Apr 03, 2021 5:42 pm

-20. I get a headache when I roll my eyes too much.

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Re: Priesthood NOMference!!

Post by Mormorrisey » Sat Apr 03, 2021 5:42 pm

I'm not a huge football guy, was he a good quarterback?
"And I don't need you...or, your homespun philosophies."
"And when you try to break my spirit, it won't work, because there's nothing left to break."

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Re: Priesthood NOMference!!

Post by blazerb » Sat Apr 03, 2021 5:43 pm

Ok, I've never been a bishop, but if a youth volunteered that they are making good choices, I would probably be immediately concerned about what they are hiding.

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Re: Priesthood NOMference!!

Post by nibbler » Sat Apr 03, 2021 5:46 pm

Mormorrisey wrote:
Sat Apr 03, 2021 5:42 pm
I'm not a huge football guy, was he a good quarterback?
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We see things not as they are, but as we are ourselves. - H.M. Tomlinson

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Re: Priesthood NOMference!!

Post by Mormorrisey » Sat Apr 03, 2021 5:47 pm

nibbler wrote:
Sat Apr 03, 2021 5:46 pm
Mormorrisey wrote:
Sat Apr 03, 2021 5:42 pm
I'm not a huge football guy, was he a good quarterback?
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That long ago, huh?
"And I don't need you...or, your homespun philosophies."
"And when you try to break my spirit, it won't work, because there's nothing left to break."

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Re: Priesthood NOMference!!

Post by Culper Jr. » Sat Apr 03, 2021 5:51 pm

-20 God, I've heard this "Only Deacon" in a small branch stuff SOOOO many times.

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Re: Priesthood NOMference!!

Post by Mormorrisey » Sat Apr 03, 2021 5:52 pm

Ewww buddy. Please get your handkerchief. I normally don't complain about looks, but it's kinda gross.
"And I don't need you...or, your homespun philosophies."
"And when you try to break my spirit, it won't work, because there's nothing left to break."

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Re: Priesthood NOMference!!

Post by blazerb » Sat Apr 03, 2021 5:57 pm

Somebody survived a priesthood blessing!

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Culper Jr.
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Re: Priesthood NOMference!!

Post by Culper Jr. » Sat Apr 03, 2021 5:57 pm

OMG!!! He blessed someone and they lived!!!

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Re: Priesthood NOMference!!

Post by Mormorrisey » Sat Apr 03, 2021 6:00 pm

I'm listening to all these references to bishops, and all I can think is, "Jeez, poor graey." I hope he's doing good.
"And I don't need you...or, your homespun philosophies."
"And when you try to break my spirit, it won't work, because there's nothing left to break."

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Re: Priesthood NOMference!!

Post by MoPag » Sat Apr 03, 2021 6:05 pm

Hugs Gray!!!!
...walked eye-deep in hell
believing in old men’s lies...--Ezra Pound

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Re: Priesthood NOMference!!

Post by Mormorrisey » Sat Apr 03, 2021 6:10 pm

I'm shocked that I've found relatively little to complain about an Oaks talk. I don't know which one of us is mellowing out. Surely can't be me.
"And I don't need you...or, your homespun philosophies."
"And when you try to break my spirit, it won't work, because there's nothing left to break."

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Re: Priesthood NOMference!!

Post by MoPag » Sat Apr 03, 2021 6:16 pm

Mormorrisey wrote:
Sat Apr 03, 2021 6:10 pm
I'm shocked that I've found relatively little to complain about an Oaks talk. I don't know which one of us is mellowing out. Surely can't be me.
I know right?
...walked eye-deep in hell
believing in old men’s lies...--Ezra Pound

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