NOMference Sunday afternoon SP 2021

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Re: NOMference Sunday afternoon SP 2021

Post by alas » Sun Apr 04, 2021 2:23 pm

Cnsl1 wrote:
Sun Apr 04, 2021 2:20 pm
alas wrote:
Sun Apr 04, 2021 2:19 pm
Does he comb his hair with super glue. Just asking.
Injection molded nylon
Maybe it is just painted on with metallic silver paint, sort of like a Ken Doll, only silver.

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Re: NOMference Sunday afternoon SP 2021

Post by 2bizE » Sun Apr 04, 2021 2:23 pm

Waiting for Bednar to speak on how he is better than everyone else...
~2bizE

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Re: NOMference Sunday afternoon SP 2021

Post by Mormorrisey » Sun Apr 04, 2021 2:24 pm

Is it the lights, or does he have hypno-toad eyes?
"And I don't need you...or, your homespun philosophies."
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Re: NOMference Sunday afternoon SP 2021

Post by græy » Sun Apr 04, 2021 2:24 pm

"Everyone look the same, so we don't distract anyone!"

-10
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Re: NOMference Sunday afternoon SP 2021

Post by DPRoberts » Sun Apr 04, 2021 2:25 pm

AdmiralHoldo wrote:
Sun Apr 04, 2021 2:20 pm
This "publication" he's referring to is the one where the Church swore left right and center that they WEREN'T doing polygamy, isn't it?
That was the publication I thought of. I do not know if it is the same.
When an honest man discovers he is mistaken, he will either cease to be mistaken or cease to be honest. -anon
The belief that there is only one truth, and that oneself is in possession of it, is the root of all evil in the world. -Max Born

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Re: NOMference Sunday afternoon SP 2021

Post by Red Ryder » Sun Apr 04, 2021 2:25 pm

Razz Bandy....

Thanks for the laugh Nibbler.

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Re: NOMference Sunday afternoon SP 2021

Post by AdmiralHoldo » Sun Apr 04, 2021 2:25 pm

Someone wanna tell Bednar that my son has passed the sacrament with no tie on and green hair?

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Re: NOMference Sunday afternoon SP 2021

Post by AdmiralHoldo » Sun Apr 04, 2021 2:26 pm

DPRoberts wrote:
Sun Apr 04, 2021 2:25 pm
AdmiralHoldo wrote:
Sun Apr 04, 2021 2:20 pm
This "publication" he's referring to is the one where the Church swore left right and center that they WEREN'T doing polygamy, isn't it?
That was the publication I thought of. I do not know if it is the same.
That would explain why they don't refer to it by name.

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Re: NOMference Sunday afternoon SP 2021

Post by Cnsl1 » Sun Apr 04, 2021 2:26 pm

Use your judgement, no need for rules, but follow this particular path. -20

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Re: NOMference Sunday afternoon SP 2021

Post by 2bizE » Sun Apr 04, 2021 2:26 pm

AdmiralHoldo wrote:
Sun Apr 04, 2021 2:25 pm
Someone wanna tell Bednar that my son has passed the sacrament with no tie on and green hair?
Just texted Bednar. Maybe you will hear his phone ding in a second...
~2bizE

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Re: NOMference Sunday afternoon SP 2021

Post by MoPag » Sun Apr 04, 2021 2:28 pm

2bizE wrote:
Sun Apr 04, 2021 2:26 pm
AdmiralHoldo wrote:
Sun Apr 04, 2021 2:25 pm
Someone wanna tell Bednar that my son has passed the sacrament with no tie on and green hair?
Just texted Bednar. Maybe you will hear his phone ding in a second...
:lol: :lol:
...walked eye-deep in hell
believing in old men’s lies...--Ezra Pound

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Re: NOMference Sunday afternoon SP 2021

Post by AdmiralHoldo » Sun Apr 04, 2021 2:29 pm

"Pray to God to help you find someone to marry!"

AS LONG AS YOU'RE STRAIGHT.

-1,000 for not knowing gay people exist

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Re: NOMference Sunday afternoon SP 2021

Post by Red Ryder » Sun Apr 04, 2021 2:29 pm

2bizE wrote:
Sun Apr 04, 2021 2:26 pm
AdmiralHoldo wrote:
Sun Apr 04, 2021 2:25 pm
Someone wanna tell Bednar that my son has passed the sacrament with no tie on and green hair?
Just texted Bednar. Maybe you will hear his phone ding in a second...
That’s impossible because it’s so far up his assignment from President Nelson.
Those who do not move do not notice their chains. —Rosa Luxemburg

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Re: NOMference Sunday afternoon SP 2021

Post by MoPag » Sun Apr 04, 2021 2:30 pm

When we were at BYU-I he sure as sh!t didn't let us govern ourselves :lol: :lol:
...walked eye-deep in hell
believing in old men’s lies...--Ezra Pound

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Re: NOMference Sunday afternoon SP 2021

Post by AdmiralHoldo » Sun Apr 04, 2021 2:31 pm

Ooh, an explanation about how ships work. Someone get Ensign Baker, QUICK!

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Re: NOMference Sunday afternoon SP 2021

Post by Red Ryder » Sun Apr 04, 2021 2:31 pm

MoPag wrote:
Sun Apr 04, 2021 2:30 pm
When we were at BYU-I he sure as sh!t didn't let us govern ourselves :lol: :lol:
Because you were only 13th graders. Not adults.
Those who do not move do not notice their chains. —Rosa Luxemburg

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Re: NOMference Sunday afternoon SP 2021

Post by græy » Sun Apr 04, 2021 2:32 pm

AdmiralHoldo wrote:
Sun Apr 04, 2021 2:31 pm
Ooh, an explanation about how ships work. Someone get Ensign Baker, QUICK!
Good old Ensign Baker - on deck during a storm. Such faith... and reality.
I'm better than dirt... well most dirt. Not that fancy store bought stuff, I can't compete with that... full of nutrients and everything. -Moe Sizlack

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Re: NOMference Sunday afternoon SP 2021

Post by Red Ryder » Sun Apr 04, 2021 2:32 pm

Confession time.

I’m not actually watching conference. :lol:
Those who do not move do not notice their chains. —Rosa Luxemburg

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Re: NOMference Sunday afternoon SP 2021

Post by 2bizE » Sun Apr 04, 2021 2:33 pm

MoPag wrote:
Sun Apr 04, 2021 2:30 pm
When we were at BYU-I he sure as sh!t didn't let us govern ourselves :lol: :lol:
Agreed Mopag. I was there too during his dictatorship.
~2bizE

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Re: NOMference Sunday afternoon SP 2021

Post by Cnsl1 » Sun Apr 04, 2021 2:33 pm

You know what to read, watch, and eat, and who to hang out with and date if you're doing right. Translation to many members: don't associate too much with non members, and surely don't read anything that challenges your faith, or watch anything that's not G or PG rated.

-50 for encouraging isolation and elitism.
-50 more for being a narcissistic dick.

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