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Re: NOMference Sunday afternoon SP 2021

Posted: Sun Apr 04, 2021 1:52 pm
by MoPag
Christofferson

Re: NOMference Sunday afternoon SP 2021

Posted: Sun Apr 04, 2021 1:54 pm
by AdmiralHoldo
-100 for Rusty ass kissing

I was gonna count the number of times he says "covenant path," but that's too much work. Shall we just call it a round -150?

Re: NOMference Sunday afternoon SP 2021

Posted: Sun Apr 04, 2021 1:55 pm
by Cnsl1
There's much about that horse story that doesn't make sense.

Presumably, his grandfather is giving the horse his head, but maybe kicking him forwards. So.. he stops kicking and the horse eventually turns around and goes home... But only an inexperienced cowboy is going to try to force his horse to go somewhere the cowboy can't see. Trust your horse.

Right, palerider?

And finding your tracks the next morning?? Riiight

Re: NOMference Sunday afternoon SP 2021

Posted: Sun Apr 04, 2021 1:55 pm
by DPRoberts
I regret those problems and regrets I avoided.

Re: NOMference Sunday afternoon SP 2021

Posted: Sun Apr 04, 2021 1:56 pm
by alas
First -10, he started out with praise for Nielsen. Then he used the term covenant path -10 and -10 for repeating it.

Re: NOMference Sunday afternoon SP 2021

Posted: Sun Apr 04, 2021 1:56 pm
by MoPag
A sPoRtS AnAlOgy??? How original!!!

Re: NOMference Sunday afternoon SP 2021

Posted: Sun Apr 04, 2021 1:56 pm
by AdmiralHoldo
-100 for being smug. Mormons have problems too, dude.

-10 for quoting J. Golden Kimball but not having the balls to swear in conference.

Re: NOMference Sunday afternoon SP 2021

Posted: Sun Apr 04, 2021 1:57 pm
by græy
-50 for so many "covenant path"s

Re: NOMference Sunday afternoon SP 2021

Posted: Sun Apr 04, 2021 1:57 pm
by Mormorrisey
I'm giving a -10 to this entire session for forgetting its Easter.

Re: NOMference Sunday afternoon SP 2021

Posted: Sun Apr 04, 2021 1:58 pm
by Cnsl1
Everytime you say covenant path, I take off 10 points, dude. Maybe he's the guy who coined the term.

Re: NOMference Sunday afternoon SP 2021

Posted: Sun Apr 04, 2021 1:58 pm
by AdmiralHoldo
-1,000,000 for insinuating that Mormons are the ONLY ONES THAT HAVE A MORAL COMPASS

And I'm out.

Re: NOMference Sunday afternoon SP 2021

Posted: Sun Apr 04, 2021 1:58 pm
by AdmiralHoldo
Cnsl1 wrote:
Sun Apr 04, 2021 1:58 pm
Everytime you say covenant path, I take off 10 points, dude. Maybe he's the guy who coined the term.
Maybe his relatives have a website where they're gonna sell T shirts.

Re: NOMference Sunday afternoon SP 2021

Posted: Sun Apr 04, 2021 1:58 pm
by alas
Can I just subtract ten for every time he says the word “covenant” I am up to about 15 times already. 16. I can’t even write fast enough. 17.

Re: NOMference Sunday afternoon SP 2021

Posted: Sun Apr 04, 2021 2:00 pm
by alas
18

Re: NOMference Sunday afternoon SP 2021

Posted: Sun Apr 04, 2021 2:00 pm
by alas
19

Re: NOMference Sunday afternoon SP 2021

Posted: Sun Apr 04, 2021 2:01 pm
by Cnsl1
Only Members of the church can be happy. -50

Another -20 for making fun of a guy asking how we baptise dead people

Re: NOMference Sunday afternoon SP 2021

Posted: Sun Apr 04, 2021 2:02 pm
by græy
I thought -50 would cover it, but there have been way too many more "covenant path"s.

-50 again

Re: NOMference Sunday afternoon SP 2021

Posted: Sun Apr 04, 2021 2:04 pm
by Cnsl1
"The Gathering of the Covenant People" sounds like a Netflix series about a religious cult.

Or a scream metal band

Re: NOMference Sunday afternoon SP 2021

Posted: Sun Apr 04, 2021 2:06 pm
by MoPag
Cnsl1 wrote:
Sun Apr 04, 2021 2:04 pm
"The Gathering of the Covenant People" sounds like a Netflix series about a religious cult.

Or a scream metal band
:lol: :lol:

Re: NOMference Sunday afternoon SP 2021

Posted: Sun Apr 04, 2021 2:08 pm
by MoPag
Walker