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I may have just seen a heavenly visitor??

Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2021 11:50 pm
by Red Ryder
Aunt and uncle are in town visiting.

Just crossed paths with Uncle walking down the dark hallway in his garments trying to find the bathroom.

I can’t unsee it....

What advice can you give me to clear my mental anguish? :lol:

Sing a hymn?
Say a prayer?
Read the scriptures?

Why me?

Re: I may have just seen a heavenly visitor??

Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2021 4:25 am
by Just This Guy
You must fill you mind with beautiful images to drive out the searing pain of your uncle. Only one solution: go look at porn. :twisted:

Re: I may have just seen a heavenly visitor??

Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2021 9:55 am
by Stig
Red Ryder wrote:
Mon Apr 26, 2021 11:50 pm
Aunt and uncle are in town visiting.

Just crossed paths with Uncle walking down the dark hallway in his garments trying to find the bathroom.

I can’t unsee it....

What advice can you give me to clear my mental anguish? :lol:

Sing a hymn?
Say a prayer?
Read the scriptures?

Why me?
Holy crap, RR! Another one in your house?!

Re: I may have just seen a heavenly visitor??

Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2021 10:43 am
by Mackman
I'm pretty sure you will need " therapy " to clear that image from your mind !!!!

Re: I may have just seen a heavenly visitor??

Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2021 11:38 am
by Spicy McHaggis
Sounds like you're addicted to porn.

Re: I may have just seen a heavenly visitor??

Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2021 2:26 pm
by 2bizE
Try to picture him naked without garments and it may help get the image of garments out of your mind.

Re: I may have just seen a heavenly visitor??

Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2021 2:57 pm
by wtfluff
Have you been praying in the woods?

Is the Uncle's name Moroni?

Or was it Nephi?

Any enlightening messages?

Any buried treasure revealed?

Please, please, please don't say Mr. Visitor mentioned anything about polygamy. :cry:

Re: I may have just seen a heavenly visitor??

Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2021 3:30 pm
by Reuben
Where did the bad man touch you?

Re: I may have just seen a heavenly visitor??

Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2021 6:42 pm
by jfro18
2bizE wrote:
Tue Apr 27, 2021 2:26 pm
Try to picture him naked without garments and it may help get the image of garments out of your mind.
This is the best response and I'm laughing because it's true!

Re: I may have just seen a heavenly visitor??

Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2021 8:24 pm
by moksha
Have some coffee-flavored ice cream. It won't erase your memory but it will taste yummy.

Re: I may have just seen a heavenly visitor??

Posted: Wed Apr 28, 2021 10:36 am
by græy
Whatever you do, do NOT gouge your own eyes out! Even if you've seen something beautiful since then, your mind will always recall garment-gate as the reason for your blindness. You'll never be able to let it go or see anything else to replace it.

Re: I may have just seen a heavenly visitor??

Posted: Sat May 01, 2021 6:24 pm
by Corsair
Hold on. You clearly forgot to test his status by shaking hands with him. I'm sure that an elderly man clad in only temple garments and his birthday suit would happily want to shake your hand walking down the hallway.