NOMference Sunday afternoon Fall 2021

[AdmiralHoldo]

"If you keep the commandments, you will be happy."

F*** that Sh**. I did EVERYTHING they told me to do and I was still depressed. I was so depressed it almost killed me.

Anyway, I have it on mute now, since he's talking about "doubts." My Number One rule is "don't take advice on faith transition from someone who hasn't experienced one." And strangely enough, people who HAVE experienced faith transitions don't seem all that intent on shoving their advice down other people's throats.

[MoPag]

Has the quoting of the current living profit gotten worse since Rusty has been the profit? Everyone seems to be kissing his a$$. Was it this bad when Gordy or Tommy were the profit?

yes. it is horrible. The Church of Rusty Nelson of Latter-day Saints.

You'd think they would be kissing Oaks a$$ since he's next in line.

[SincereInquirer]

Has the quoting of the current living profit gotten worse since Rusty has been the profit? Everyone seems to be kissing his a$$. Was it this bad when Gordy or Tommy were the profit?

yes. it is horrible. The Church of Rusty Nelson of Latter-day Saints.

You'd think they would be kissing Oaks a$$ since he's next in line.

I can't wait. Seriously. Dallin Hoaks as profit will just continue to help with departures. The more cray cray the better.

[Cnsl1]

Has the quoting of the current living profit gotten worse since Rusty has been the profit? Everyone seems to be kissing his a$$. Was it this bad when Gordy or Tommy were the profit?

yes. it is horrible. The Church of Rusty Nelson of Latter-day Saints.

You'd think they would be kissing Oaks a$$ since he's next in line.

Didn't Holland just do that last month?

Bucking for a 1st presidency invite? Ha

[SincereInquirer]

OMG...my least favorite of all of the 12 is speaking in this session?? I might need to go find an edible or something.

I am going Mr. Anderson a -100 right now out of the gate, talk unheard!!

[MoPag]

Revillio

[MoPag]

yes. it is horrible. The Church of Rusty Nelson of Latter-day Saints.

You'd think they would be kissing Oaks a$$ since he's next in line.

I can't wait. Seriously. Dallin Hoaks as profit will just continue to help with departures. The more cray cray the better.

Oh it will be a sh!t show for sure!!

[SincereInquirer]

Too bad TSCC didn't have a grant or a scholarship or something to give them so they didn't have to sell their house to go to an international house of handshakes.

[SincereInquirer]

-25 for saying you need to change your culture to line up with the gospel. UGH.

[MoPag]

Too bad TSCC didn't have a grant or a scholarship or something to give them so they didn't have to sell their house to go to an international house of handshakes.

Right? It's so messed up.

[MoPag]

This guys was like:
"You know I'll share a story about driving a car and relate it to the gospel. What a great idea that has never been done before."

[AdmiralHoldo]

This guys was like:
"You know I'll share a story about driving a car and relate it to the gospel. What a great idea that has never been done before."

I'll never forget the deep and profound thing my father said to me when he was teaching me to drive:

"Clutch!!!"

[MoPag]

Anderson

[MoPag]

I wonder if we're about to get another anti-abortion tirade.

[AdmiralHoldo]

I wonder if we're about to get another anti-abortion tirade.

Nope! Kissing Rusty's butt about the temper tantrum Nelson threw about the word "Mormon."

Since we stopped using that word, missionary work has been doing amazingly well, right? Record number of converts, yes?

[MoPag]

Oh nevermind. I guess he's just going to kiss Rusty's a$$ for the next 20 mins.

[MoPag]

I wonder if we're about to get another anti-abortion tirade.

Nope! Kissing Rusty's butt about the temper tantrum Nelson threw about the word "Mormon."

Since we stopped using that word, missionary work has been doing amazingly well, right? Record number of converts, yes?

[AdmiralHoldo]

How long after Nelson's death will the word "Mormon" quietly make a comeback? I give it five years.

[2bizE]

Oh nevermind. I guess he's just going to kiss Rusty's a$$ for the next 20 mins.

I wonder what goes through Rusty’s head when his colleagues are kissing his butt? He probably really likes it.

[MoPag]

Umm no they won't. Christians will not embrace you.