A new Proclamation to the World
Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2021 6:02 am
To Whom it may Concern,
We, the First Presidency of the Churchofjesuschristoflatterdaysaints do hereby declare unto the world that we have amassed a truly mindblowing butt-load of wealth that you people can't even begin to wrap your heads around. Meanwhile, our youth are killing themselves in record numbers and stampeding for the exits.
So, it's going pretty much to God's plan.
Yours truly,
The Prophets, Seers and Revelators of these the latter days.
ETA: changed "mountain" to "butt-load."
We, the First Presidency of the Churchofjesuschristoflatterdaysaints do hereby declare unto the world that we have amassed a truly mindblowing butt-load of wealth that you people can't even begin to wrap your heads around. Meanwhile, our youth are killing themselves in record numbers and stampeding for the exits.
So, it's going pretty much to God's plan.
Yours truly,
The Prophets, Seers and Revelators of these the latter days.
ETA: changed "mountain" to "butt-load."