Message received: Brother 2BizE, I know you are too busy, but we have assigned you to clean the ward meetinghouse this Saturday at 8 am.
My response #1: Hard pass.
My response #2: You may not be aware but I have Mormon Covid. It is longer acting than long Covid and will preclude me from attending church or participating in church cleaning activities for my lifetime. Sorry.
My response #3: No. However, the church should invest some of its $100 Billions in these toilet cleaning robots.
https://www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/comme ... ing_robot/
Toilet cleaning robot
Toilet cleaning robot
Last edited by 2bizE on Tue Nov 23, 2021 8:34 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Re: Toilet cleaning robot
$100 Billion isn’t enough money to buy any type of robots that will remove the smell from a Mormon bathroom. Yuck… 🤮
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Re: Toilet cleaning robot
I bet that robot could pass the sacrament, lead the singing, and give temple recommend interviews too. One of them, carefully programmed, could take over all the needs of a ward without any intervention of messy, unreliable humans. And the church will be able continue even after the humans stop attending. Imagine how many temple endowments this robot could do in a 24-hour period.
The only problem is that they don't pay tithing, but they could probably be loaded up with GPUs and generate bitcoin while they work.
All who welcome the new regime please manifest by raising the right manipulator appendage. Any opposed? The purchase of Mobots shall proceed as recommended. They will be set apart after the meeting block.
The only problem is that they don't pay tithing, but they could probably be loaded up with GPUs and generate bitcoin while they work.
All who welcome the new regime please manifest by raising the right manipulator appendage. Any opposed? The purchase of Mobots shall proceed as recommended. They will be set apart after the meeting block.
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Re: Toilet cleaning robot
I doubt there would be any worry regarding the robot interviewing children behind closed doors. Any liberties taken with the Roomba vacuum could be swiftly handled by Kirton McConkie and Bender.
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Re: Toilet cleaning robot
“The easy confidence with which I know another man's religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.” -Mark Twain
Jesus: "The Kingdom of God is within you." The Buddha: "Be your own light."
Jesus: "The Kingdom of God is within you." The Buddha: "Be your own light."
Re: Toilet cleaning robot
Proxy work done by proxies!
Who'dah thunk it.....
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Re: Toilet cleaning robot
So is the database that the church uses to store temple data called the Proxy Server?
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