Toilet cleaning robot

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2bizE
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Toilet cleaning robot

Post by 2bizE » Tue Nov 23, 2021 1:41 pm

Message received: Brother 2BizE, I know you are too busy, but we have assigned you to clean the ward meetinghouse this Saturday at 8 am.
My response #1: Hard pass.
My response #2: You may not be aware but I have Mormon Covid. It is longer acting than long Covid and will preclude me from attending church or participating in church cleaning activities for my lifetime. Sorry.
My response #3: No. However, the church should invest some of its $100 Billions in these toilet cleaning robots.
https://www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/comme ... ing_robot/
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Re: Toilet cleaning robot

Post by Red Ryder » Tue Nov 23, 2021 5:26 pm

$100 Billion isn’t enough money to buy any type of robots that will remove the smell from a Mormon bathroom. Yuck… 🤮
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Re: Toilet cleaning robot

Post by Hagoth » Tue Nov 23, 2021 5:52 pm

I bet that robot could pass the sacrament, lead the singing, and give temple recommend interviews too. One of them, carefully programmed, could take over all the needs of a ward without any intervention of messy, unreliable humans. And the church will be able continue even after the humans stop attending. Imagine how many temple endowments this robot could do in a 24-hour period.

The only problem is that they don't pay tithing, but they could probably be loaded up with GPUs and generate bitcoin while they work.

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Re: Toilet cleaning robot

Post by moksha » Tue Nov 23, 2021 6:58 pm

I doubt there would be any worry regarding the robot interviewing children behind closed doors. Any liberties taken with the Roomba vacuum could be swiftly handled by Kirton McConkie and Bender.
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Re: Toilet cleaning robot

Post by Hagoth » Tue Nov 23, 2021 9:38 pm

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Re: Toilet cleaning robot

Post by Palerider » Tue Nov 23, 2021 10:52 pm

Hagoth wrote:
Tue Nov 23, 2021 5:52 pm
Imagine how many temple endowments this robot could do in a 24-hour period.
Proxy work done by proxies!

Who'dah thunk it.....
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Re: Toilet cleaning robot

Post by Just This Guy » Wed Nov 24, 2021 11:54 am

So is the database that the church uses to store temple data called the Proxy Server?
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