Gathering Info on Orcs

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Gathering Info on Orcs

Post by moksha » Sun May 15, 2022 9:08 pm

I have been hearing about Orcs recently and some of the information is both contradictory and disheartening. They say that Orcs will marry your daughters and wives any chance they get.

What is your experience with Orcs?
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Post by SincereInquirer » Sun May 15, 2022 11:35 pm

I also do not have any personal experiences with Orcs, but I have heard that they travel fast, see well in the dark, and have a good sense of smell. You must dig swift and deep if you wish to hide from them, and it has been said that that enemies of the Orcs are likely to be our friends. They sound like rather unsavory characters...
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Re: Gathering Info on Orcs

Post by dogbite » Mon May 16, 2022 6:01 am

Orcs are in the eye of the beholder.

I'm pretty sure there are Mormons who consider us orcs.

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Post by 2bizE » Tue May 17, 2022 10:01 am

In my journeys having gone there and back again, I have experienced Orcs in the wild. They do not have large brains; rather small indeed. They only know how to Kill, breed, and eat human flesh. Yes, they will defile your wife (or wives) and daughters if given the chance.
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Post by Red Ryder » Tue May 17, 2022 10:06 am

Wow, strange parallels to the pre-orc-existence eh?
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Re: Gathering Info on Orcs

Post by alas » Tue May 17, 2022 10:07 am

That is all just racial prejudice spread by Radical left. The truth is that Orcs are Republicans.

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Post by Red Ryder » Tue May 17, 2022 10:08 am

alas wrote:
Tue May 17, 2022 10:07 am
That is all just racial prejudice spread by Radical left. The truth is that Orcs are Republicans.
I was once a republican but never an Orc.

Until the party left me and the Orcs kidnapped me.
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Re: Gathering Info on Orcs

Post by alas » Tue May 17, 2022 10:23 am

Red Ryder wrote:
Tue May 17, 2022 10:08 am
alas wrote:
Tue May 17, 2022 10:07 am
That is all just racial prejudice spread by Radical left. The truth is that Orcs are Republicans.
I was once a republican but never an Orc.

Until the party left me and the Orcs kidnapped me.
You know how in Isengard, Sauron turned Elves into Uruk-hai, well, that is similar to what Trump did to Republicans, he took something good and turned them evil. Yes, many have escaped and are still genuine conservatives, but the ones Trump got his hands on were turned into Orcs.

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Re: Gathering Info on Orcs

Post by Meilingkie » Wed May 18, 2022 11:33 am

Orcs, I mor eor less livein their Capital Orgrimmar. Though my heart lies in the Undercity being an undead myself.
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