NOMference Saturday Morning Spring 2023!!

[lostinmiddlemormonism]

Again, I don't get it. Nephites feeling the wounds on Jesus? They'd have absolutely no context for the wounds. It wouldn't prove it was the same guy that got crucified because they didn't witness the crucifixion. Shrugs.

You are operating under the delusion that any of this actually is supposed to make sense. Just bow your head and say yes.

-lost

[MoPag]

Again, I don't get it. Nephites feeling the wounds on Jesus? They'd have absolutely no context for the wounds. It wouldn't prove it was the same guy that got crucified because they didn't witness the crucifixion. Shrugs.

Jesus just has to calmly explain that he got nailed to an f-ing cross.

[nibbler]

-20 for the lip smacking.

Misophonia is real dawg.

[lostinmiddlemormonism]

Sidebar:
Why do the dresses for the ladies in the choir always look like they are made out of left over potato sacks and some RIT dye?

End Sidebar

-lost

[AdmiralHoldo]

Oh, it's nice that they got today's woman speaker out of the way early. Hopefully the rest of the day will be a sausage fest so my husband doesn't have to be forced to listen to female voices, which is against his religion.

[lostinmiddlemormonism]

Oh, it's nice that they got today's woman speaker out of the way early. Hopefully the rest of the day will be a sausage fest so my husband doesn't have to be forced to listen to female voices, which is against his religion.

Up until halftime I think he gets his wish.

[MoPag]

Carl Cook

[lostinmiddlemormonism]

Is this dude related to Quentin B Crook?

-lost

[MoPag]

Gotta give him +10 for mentioning clinical depression and anxiety disorders and saying those need professional help.

[MoPag]

Is this dude related to Quentin B Crook?

-lost

Probably

[MoPag]

Oh he gets calls from Boyd K.? Wow. I'm so impressed!

Packer's a dick.

[lostinmiddlemormonism]

-20 for implying that silence is equivalent to reverence.

and even in death we see what a control freak Packer was.

-lost

[MoPag]

Gurl... you should have just left that meeting....

[lostinmiddlemormonism]

Listen to the audience laugh as this man describes the spiritual abuse he suffered at the hands of Elder Packer. If that doesn't exemplify everything wrong with Mormon culture, I don't know what does.

-lost

[MoPag]

This is a bad message to let a-holes mistreat you because they have a higher church calling than you. -40

I feel bad for him that he doesn't see that. He seems like he might be a good guy.

[MoPag]

Gong

[lostinmiddlemormonism]

Gong show!

-lost

[græy]

I'm technically watching conference, but also simultaneously holding 2 separate text conversations with members whose lives are falling apart this morning and "need the bishop's advice" (Just for reference, these two individuals are ALWAYS in self-made crisis mode.)

Do I still get conference credit even though I'm not really catching anything being talked about?

[MoPag]

I'm technically watching conference, but also simultaneously holding 2 separate text conversations with members whose lives are falling apart this morning and "need the bishop's advice" (Just for reference, these two individuals are ALWAYS in self-made crisis mode.)

Do I still get conference credit even though I'm not really catching anything being talked about?

You get all the credit! You are amazing!!!

[lostinmiddlemormonism]

Wait! What?

She met up with the sister missionary "WHO BAPTIZED HER" 47 years ago. Since when were sister missionaries baptizing people?!?! This is news!


-lost