NOMference Sunday Afternoon Spring 2023!!

This is for encouragement, ideas, and support for people going through a faith transition no matter where you hope to end up. This is also the place to laugh, cry, and love together.
User avatar
MoPag
Posts: 3741
Joined: Tue Oct 25, 2016 2:05 pm

NOMference Sunday Afternoon Spring 2023!!

Post by MoPag » Sun Apr 02, 2023 12:46 pm

About to take the last bite of this nothing burger of a conference.
...walked eye-deep in hell
believing in old men’s lies...--Ezra Pound

User avatar
AdmiralHoldo
Posts: 378
Joined: Fri Mar 30, 2018 5:49 am
Location: Lazy Learner Land

Re: NOMference Sunday Afternoon Spring 2023!!

Post by AdmiralHoldo » Sun Apr 02, 2023 12:48 pm

My husband is outside doing yard work, not listening to Conference - for the second time today.

I am SO CONFUSED.

User avatar
2bizE
Posts: 2405
Joined: Mon Oct 17, 2016 9:33 pm

Re: NOMference Sunday Afternoon Spring 2023!!

Post by 2bizE » Sun Apr 02, 2023 12:49 pm

AdmiralHoldo wrote:
Sun Apr 02, 2023 12:48 pm
My husband is outside doing yard work, not listening to Conference - for the second time today.

I am SO CONFUSED.
Nice
~2bizE

dogbite
Posts: 581
Joined: Tue May 30, 2017 1:28 pm
Location: SLC

Re: NOMference Sunday Afternoon Spring 2023!!

Post by dogbite » Sun Apr 02, 2023 12:52 pm

I've neither watched nor heard any of conference and there is nothing I miss about the conference experience at all.

lostinmiddlemormonism
Posts: 862
Joined: Tue Oct 25, 2016 8:40 am

Re: NOMference Sunday Afternoon Spring 2023!!

Post by lostinmiddlemormonism » Sun Apr 02, 2023 12:52 pm

AdmiralHoldo wrote:
Sun Apr 02, 2023 12:48 pm
My husband is outside doing yard work, not listening to Conference - for the second time today.

I am SO CONFUSED.
This is because while they will criticize you for saying so, they know deep down that it is all bullshit themselves.

-lost

lostinmiddlemormonism
Posts: 862
Joined: Tue Oct 25, 2016 8:40 am

Re: NOMference Sunday Afternoon Spring 2023!!

Post by lostinmiddlemormonism » Sun Apr 02, 2023 12:56 pm

I think it would be fun if he said something like,

"The choir is going to jazz us up up with this rendition of 'Rejoice the Lord is King.' They will be directed by that guru of music and jive Max "Willie" Willberg. Brother Mackland and Tomas will be pounding out the tunes on our righteously large organ! After that Sister James will petition heaven on our behalf. Hold on your hats folks...we're off!"

Something that simple would I bet wake up at least some of the audience.

-lost

User avatar
MoPag
Posts: 3741
Joined: Tue Oct 25, 2016 2:05 pm

Re: NOMference Sunday Afternoon Spring 2023!!

Post by MoPag » Sun Apr 02, 2023 12:58 pm

lostinmiddlemormonism wrote:
Sun Apr 02, 2023 12:56 pm
I think it would be fun if he said something like,

"The choir is going to jazz us up up with this rendition of 'Rejoice the Lord is King.' They will be directed by that guru of music and jive Max "Willie" Willberg. Brother Mackland and Tomas will be pounding out the tunes on our righteously large organ! After that Sister James will petition heaven on our behalf. Hold on your hats folks...we're off!"

Something that simple would I bet wake up at least some of the audience.

-lost
:lol: :lol:
...walked eye-deep in hell
believing in old men’s lies...--Ezra Pound

User avatar
MoPag
Posts: 3741
Joined: Tue Oct 25, 2016 2:05 pm

Re: NOMference Sunday Afternoon Spring 2023!!

Post by MoPag » Sun Apr 02, 2023 12:58 pm

Oaks
...walked eye-deep in hell
believing in old men’s lies...--Ezra Pound

lostinmiddlemormonism
Posts: 862
Joined: Tue Oct 25, 2016 8:40 am

Re: NOMference Sunday Afternoon Spring 2023!!

Post by lostinmiddlemormonism » Sun Apr 02, 2023 12:59 pm

Religious freedom or LGBTQIA? which will he pick this time?

User avatar
alas
Posts: 2357
Joined: Mon Oct 17, 2016 2:10 pm

Re: NOMference Sunday Afternoon Spring 2023!!

Post by alas » Sun Apr 02, 2023 1:01 pm

AdmiralHoldo wrote:
Sun Apr 02, 2023 12:48 pm
My husband is outside doing yard work, not listening to Conference - for the second time today.

I am SO CONFUSED.
Mine took off to go to the store. So far, he has actually watched maybe two talks in all of conference.

Oaks, so glad I am not watching.

User avatar
MoPag
Posts: 3741
Joined: Tue Oct 25, 2016 2:05 pm

Re: NOMference Sunday Afternoon Spring 2023!!

Post by MoPag » Sun Apr 02, 2023 1:04 pm

He's literally just reading every Jesus quote in the NT and BOM
...walked eye-deep in hell
believing in old men’s lies...--Ezra Pound

User avatar
MoPag
Posts: 3741
Joined: Tue Oct 25, 2016 2:05 pm

Re: NOMference Sunday Afternoon Spring 2023!!

Post by MoPag » Sun Apr 02, 2023 1:05 pm

Jesus words sounds so strange in Oaks voice.
...walked eye-deep in hell
believing in old men’s lies...--Ezra Pound

lostinmiddlemormonism
Posts: 862
Joined: Tue Oct 25, 2016 8:40 am

Re: NOMference Sunday Afternoon Spring 2023!!

Post by lostinmiddlemormonism » Sun Apr 02, 2023 1:05 pm

alas wrote:
Sun Apr 02, 2023 1:01 pm
AdmiralHoldo wrote:
Sun Apr 02, 2023 12:48 pm
My husband is outside doing yard work, not listening to Conference - for the second time today.

I am SO CONFUSED.
Mine took off to go to the store. So far, he has actually watched maybe two talks in all of conference.

Oaks, so glad I am not watching.
"So far, he is literally just quoting Jesus...." Without commentary, so it is good so far!

-Lost.

asb
Posts: 15
Joined: Wed Oct 19, 2016 8:01 am

Re: NOMference Sunday Afternoon Spring 2023!!

Post by asb » Sun Apr 02, 2023 1:07 pm

My son just commented that he is filibustering the conference.

User avatar
MoPag
Posts: 3741
Joined: Tue Oct 25, 2016 2:05 pm

Re: NOMference Sunday Afternoon Spring 2023!!

Post by MoPag » Sun Apr 02, 2023 1:09 pm

asb wrote:
Sun Apr 02, 2023 1:07 pm
My son just commented that he is filibustering the conference.
:lol: :lol:

I mean he usually just f-cks it up. So this is a massive improvement.
...walked eye-deep in hell
believing in old men’s lies...--Ezra Pound

lostinmiddlemormonism
Posts: 862
Joined: Tue Oct 25, 2016 8:40 am

Re: NOMference Sunday Afternoon Spring 2023!!

Post by lostinmiddlemormonism » Sun Apr 02, 2023 1:11 pm

MoPag wrote:
Sun Apr 02, 2023 1:09 pm
asb wrote:
Sun Apr 02, 2023 1:07 pm
My son just commented that he is filibustering the conference.
:lol: :lol:

I mean he usually just f-cks it up. So this is a massive improvement.
So far, and I can't believe I am going to say this, if he stays on this track he is going to get positive points from me!

:shock:

-lost

User avatar
MoPag
Posts: 3741
Joined: Tue Oct 25, 2016 2:05 pm

Re: NOMference Sunday Afternoon Spring 2023!!

Post by MoPag » Sun Apr 02, 2023 1:13 pm

Ballard
...walked eye-deep in hell
believing in old men’s lies...--Ezra Pound

lostinmiddlemormonism
Posts: 862
Joined: Tue Oct 25, 2016 8:40 am

Re: NOMference Sunday Afternoon Spring 2023!!

Post by lostinmiddlemormonism » Sun Apr 02, 2023 1:14 pm

+30 for OAKES. :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:


-lost

lostinmiddlemormonism
Posts: 862
Joined: Tue Oct 25, 2016 8:40 am

Re: NOMference Sunday Afternoon Spring 2023!!

Post by lostinmiddlemormonism » Sun Apr 02, 2023 1:15 pm

Ballard sounds like he is falling asleep.

-lost

User avatar
Hagoth
Posts: 7075
Joined: Fri Oct 14, 2016 1:13 pm

Re: NOMference Sunday Afternoon Spring 2023!!

Post by Hagoth » Sun Apr 02, 2023 1:15 pm

MoPag wrote:
Sun Apr 02, 2023 1:09 pm
asb wrote:
Sun Apr 02, 2023 1:07 pm
My son just commented that he is filibustering the conference.
:lol: :lol:

I mean he usually just f-cks it up. So this is a massive improvement.
I'm actually sort of listening to this session. Oaks gave both the laziest and best talk he has ever given.
“The easy confidence with which I know another man's religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.” -Mark Twain

Jesus: "The Kingdom of God is within you." The Buddha: "Be your own light."

Post Reply

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 53 guests