NOMference Spring 2024 Sunday morning!!!

[Conman52]

Omg, I feel a nap coming on .

[MoPag]

She actually sounds and looks like a kindly kindergarten teacher. She's a refreshing change from the Botox blondes the church seems so fond of putting in leadership roles.

(I'm not bashing blondes, I am one and I support bodily autonomy so if you want Botox, go for it. All I'm saying is the church leaders seem to have a "type.")

[hmb]

Omg. I feel like in preschool

I'd like to see her tell the children, in a sweet voice, about Nephi chopping of Laban's head.

[MoPag]

Omg. I feel like in preschool

I'm having flashbacks to being really young and forced to watch GC being bored of my a$$, I probably would have liked a talk like this. It is geared way down to kids.

[hmb]

Omg. I feel like in preschool

I'm having flashbacks to being really young and forced to watch GC being bored of my a$$, I probably would have liked a talk like this. It is geared way down to kids.

I liked conference when it fell on Easter Sunday. I could eat candy while suffering through 2 hours of morning conference.

[MoPag]

Omg. I feel like in preschool

I'm having flashbacks to being really young and forced to watch GC being bored of my a$$, I probably would have liked a talk like this. It is geared way down to kids.

I liked conference when it fell on Easter Sunday. I could eat candy while suffering through 2 hours of morning conference.

That was always the best!!!!!

[hmb]

This talk was too long for kids. Should have been presented by Cookie Monster.

[nibbler]

The only thing missing from the talk was a sock puppet to occasionally talk to kids seated in a small group right in front of the pulpit.

[MoPag]

Renlund

[MoPag]

He goes kayaking in Hawaii in case anyone was wondering.....

[Conman52]

He looks like an alien!!

[MoPag]

He looks like an alien!!

Or like he can trace his ancestry to the Orcs of Mordor...

[nibbler]

He goes kayaking in Hawaii in case anyone was wondering.....

He's following in the footsteps of Jesus. Sharing parables to which we can all relate.

[MoPag]

He goes kayaking in Hawaii in case anyone was wondering.....

He's following in the footsteps of Jesus. Sharing parables to which we can all relate.

Nibbler, I love you!!!!

[MoPag]

It is kind of a superhuman feat to make kayaking in Hawaii sound boring.... So there's that?

[hmb]

I can eat all week and still binge on Sunday. I can binge everyday. I'm easy going.

[nibbler]

It is kind of a superhuman feat to make kayaking in Hawaii sound boring.... So there's that?

You just know he uttered the phrase, "within the parameters" at least once to the rest of his family.

[nibbler]

That's how revelations that Satan controls the water get started.

[Conman52]

Check all the boxes just like the pharasees!!!

[MoPag]

Pieper