Nonsense language

Discussions toward a better understanding of LDS doctrine, history, and culture. Discussion of Christianity, religion, and faith in general is welcome.
User avatar
BriansThoughtMirror
Posts: 287
Joined: Mon Jun 12, 2017 12:37 pm

Nonsense language

Post by BriansThoughtMirror » Mon Oct 02, 2017 9:01 am

I almost forgot how many Mormon phrases probably mean absolutely nothing to outsiders. How about this one:
"The measure of the stature of the fullness of Christ"

Are there others?
Reflections From Brian's Brain
https://briansthoughtmirror.wordpress.com/

User avatar
Jeffret
Posts: 1031
Joined: Mon May 29, 2017 6:49 pm

Re: Nonsense language

Post by Jeffret » Mon Oct 02, 2017 9:03 am

What is that supposed to mean? I don't think I've ever heard that one before.
"Close your eyes, for your eyes will only tell the truth,
And the truth isn't what you want to see" (Charles Hart, "The Music of the Night")

User avatar
wtfluff
Posts: 3650
Joined: Mon Oct 17, 2016 3:20 pm
Location: Worshiping Gravity / Pulling Taffy

Re: Nonsense language

Post by wtfluff » Mon Oct 02, 2017 9:33 am

Tender Mercies.
Faith does not give you the answers, it just stops you asking the questions. -Frater Ravus

IDKSAF -RubinHighlander

You can surrender without a prayer...


User avatar
Corsair
Posts: 3080
Joined: Fri Oct 14, 2016 9:58 am
Location: Phoenix

Re: Nonsense language

Post by Corsair » Mon Oct 02, 2017 11:25 am

Ponderizing got awkwardly inserted in the LDS lexicon a few years back.

User avatar
1smartdodog
Posts: 510
Joined: Sun Feb 12, 2017 5:51 pm

Re: Nonsense language

Post by 1smartdodog » Mon Oct 02, 2017 11:42 am

I can pick almost any section in the D and C and find some bizarre verbiage. Some people just have the ability to make up nonsensical verbage yet make it sound profound.
“Five percent of the people think; ten percent of the people think they think; and the other eighty-five percent would rather die than think.”
― Thomas A. Edison

User avatar
BriansThoughtMirror
Posts: 287
Joined: Mon Jun 12, 2017 12:37 pm

Re: Nonsense language

Post by BriansThoughtMirror » Mon Oct 02, 2017 12:42 pm

Jeffret wrote:
Mon Oct 02, 2017 9:03 am
What is that supposed to mean? I don't think I've ever heard that one before.
Honestly, I'm not sure either. I heard it in passing from GC. I'm pretty sure I've heard it before, though.
Reflections From Brian's Brain
https://briansthoughtmirror.wordpress.com/

User avatar
RubinHighlander
Posts: 1906
Joined: Tue Nov 08, 2016 7:20 am
Location: Behind the Zion Curtain

Re: Nonsense language

Post by RubinHighlander » Mon Oct 02, 2017 12:49 pm

Making up words and phrases is a common element of a religion with outlandish truth claims or a pseudoscience movement. I think the scientologists top the list for this category, but the LDS church certainly has his fair share, though they typically use more subtle twists on already familiar christian ideas.

http://www.bible.ca/scientology-dictonary-terms.htm
Last edited by RubinHighlander on Mon Oct 02, 2017 4:14 pm, edited 2 times in total.
“Sir,' I said to the universe, 'I exist.' 'That,' said the universe, 'creates no sense of obligation in me whatsoever.”
--Douglas Adams

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzmYP3PbfXE

User avatar
wtfluff
Posts: 3650
Joined: Mon Oct 17, 2016 3:20 pm
Location: Worshiping Gravity / Pulling Taffy

Re: Nonsense language

Post by wtfluff » Mon Oct 02, 2017 1:25 pm

"And it came to pass..."
Faith does not give you the answers, it just stops you asking the questions. -Frater Ravus

IDKSAF -RubinHighlander

You can surrender without a prayer...

User avatar
oliblish
Posts: 326
Joined: Tue Oct 25, 2016 11:09 pm

Re: Nonsense language

Post by oliblish » Mon Oct 02, 2017 2:09 pm

Some people can talk for hours about the difference between "having a testimony" and "being fully converted."

We are forbidden from talking about anything with real depth in the church so now we just make up new words and phrases and then analyze them to death even though they don't really mean anything to begin with.
Stands next to Kolob, called by the Egyptians Oliblish, which is the next grand governing creation near to the celestial or the place where God resides; holding the key of power also, pertaining to other planets; as revealed from God to Abraham

User avatar
Hagoth
Posts: 7109
Joined: Fri Oct 14, 2016 1:13 pm

Re: Nonsense language

Post by Hagoth » Mon Oct 02, 2017 3:24 pm

Magnify your priesthood.

Calling and election made sure.

Abrahamic covenant.

True.

Every fiber of my being.

Even.

The gospel.
“The easy confidence with which I know another man's religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.” -Mark Twain

Jesus: "The Kingdom of God is within you." The Buddha: "Be your own light."

User avatar
Hermey
Posts: 453
Joined: Fri Oct 21, 2016 11:32 pm

Re: Nonsense language

Post by Hermey » Mon Oct 02, 2017 3:35 pm

Here is an excerpt from Lyndon Lamborn's book, Standing for Something More - The Excommunication of Lyndon Lamborn. In it, he talks about "loading the language" and why they do it.

Image

asa
Posts: 107
Joined: Mon Oct 17, 2016 2:03 pm

Re: Nonsense language

Post by asa » Mon Oct 02, 2017 3:41 pm

BriansThoughtMirror wrote:
Mon Oct 02, 2017 9:01 am
I almost forgot how many Mormon phrases probably mean absolutely nothing to outsiders. How about this one:
"The measure of the stature of the fullness of Christ"

Are there others?
Sorry Brian but while the general statement may be true your example is lousy That is a precise quote of Ephesians 4;13. It is translated exactly this way is many modern translations because it has such powerful significance to the larger Christian community. I don't know what your cultural background is but that phrase is very meaningful to a chunk of believing Christians , particularly among protestant evangelicals , and I bet hundreds of thousands of words have been written about the phrase. I use to hear it all the time in morning devotional in my heavily Baptist public high school. If you are interested in exploring it further ( which I bet your not ) try the Anchor bible commentary on Ephesians. Hogarth has perhaps some better examples but even most of them would be readily recognizable to educated Christians. I vote for "sweet spirit ' and " Nephi's courage " or best of all "follow the prophet.

User avatar
Hagoth
Posts: 7109
Joined: Fri Oct 14, 2016 1:13 pm

Re: Nonsense language

Post by Hagoth » Mon Oct 02, 2017 3:47 pm

Celestial marriage is a good one because it means completely different things at different times and to different kinds of Mormons.

"Marriage for time" is used in the essay as a euphemism for sex, something that even most Mormons don't realize, assuming that they dare actually read the thing.
“The easy confidence with which I know another man's religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.” -Mark Twain

Jesus: "The Kingdom of God is within you." The Buddha: "Be your own light."

User avatar
oliblish
Posts: 326
Joined: Tue Oct 25, 2016 11:09 pm

Re: Nonsense language

Post by oliblish » Mon Oct 02, 2017 3:51 pm

Hagoth wrote:
Mon Oct 02, 2017 3:47 pm
Celestial marriage is a good one because it means completely different things at different times and to different kinds of Mormons.

"Marriage for time" is used in the essay as a euphemism for sex, something that even most Mormons don't realize, assuming that they dare actually read the thing.
How about "Eternity only Marriage." As if there is something more than eternity...
Stands next to Kolob, called by the Egyptians Oliblish, which is the next grand governing creation near to the celestial or the place where God resides; holding the key of power also, pertaining to other planets; as revealed from God to Abraham

User avatar
LSOF
Posts: 305
Joined: Mon Oct 17, 2016 2:16 pm
Location: Mare Crisium
Contact:

Re: Nonsense language

Post by LSOF » Mon Oct 02, 2017 3:53 pm

asa wrote:
Mon Oct 02, 2017 3:41 pm
BriansThoughtMirror wrote:
Mon Oct 02, 2017 9:01 am
I almost forgot how many Mormon phrases probably mean absolutely nothing to outsiders. How about this one:
"The measure of the stature of the fullness of Christ"

Are there others?
Sorry Brian but while the general statement may be true your example is lousy That is a precise quote of Ephesians 4;13. It is translated exactly this way is many modern translations because it has such powerful significance to the larger Christian community. [snip]
It's no less nonsensical just because it's in the Bible.

I'm surprised no one has added "the new and everlasting covenant" or "the keys of the Priesthood".
"I appreciate your flesh needs to martyr me." Parture

"There is no contradiction between faith and science --- true science." Dr Zaius

Pastor, Lunar Society of Friends; CEO, Faithful Origins and Ontology League

User avatar
Corsair
Posts: 3080
Joined: Fri Oct 14, 2016 9:58 am
Location: Phoenix

Re: Nonsense language

Post by Corsair » Mon Oct 02, 2017 4:53 pm

"Oath and Covenant of the Priesthood" is meaningless in Christendom at large.

User avatar
Jeffret
Posts: 1031
Joined: Mon May 29, 2017 6:49 pm

Re: Nonsense language

Post by Jeffret » Mon Oct 02, 2017 4:55 pm

asa wrote:
Mon Oct 02, 2017 3:41 pm
Sorry Brian but while the general statement may be true your example is lousy That is a precise quote of Ephesians 4;13. It is translated exactly this way is many modern translations because it has such powerful significance to the larger Christian community. I don't know what your cultural background is but that phrase is very meaningful to a chunk of believing Christians , particularly among protestant evangelicals , and I bet hundreds of thousands of words have been written about the phrase. I use to hear it all the time in morning devotional in my heavily Baptist public high school. If you are interested in exploring it further ( which I bet your not ) try the Anchor bible commentary on Ephesians. Hogarth has perhaps some better examples but even most of them would be readily recognizable to educated Christians. I vote for "sweet spirit ' and " Nephi's courage " or best of all "follow the prophet.
Ah, so it's more Pauline than Mormon. Paul's writing can be a bit contorted at times. Kind of poetic in the KJV, but as with much poetry, it's meaning can be kind of opaque.

The standard KJV version:
KJV wrote:Till we all come in the unity of the faith, and of the knowledge of the Son of God, unto a perfect man, unto the measure of the stature of the fulness of Christ:
As with many things Pauline, I find the New Living Translation clearer:
NLT wrote:This will continue until we all come to such unity in our faith and knowledge of God's Son that we will be mature in the Lord, measuring up to the full and complete standard of Christ.
As usual, the New International Version kind of splits the difference:
NIV wrote:until we all reach unity in the faith and in the knowledge of the Son of God and become mature, attaining to the whole measure of the fullness of Christ.
The Weymouth New Testament has a nice, clear meaning:
WNT wrote:till we all of us arrive at oneness in faith and in the knowledge of the Son of God, and at mature manhood and the stature of full-grown men in Christ.
I think the God's Word Translation comes out the clearest:
GW wrote:This is to continue until all of us are united in our faith and in our knowledge about God's Son, until we become mature, until we measure up to Christ, who is the standard.
(This does seem to meet the goals stated for the God's Word translation:
Wikipedia wrote:GW's publishers believe that communicating the original meaning of the Hebrew, Aramaic, and Greek texts that comprise the Scriptures such that everyone can comprehend requires taking a completely new look at the original languages. Many modern translations, they argue, have chosen simply to follow the traditions of older accepted translations, though the traditional words and grammar may no longer mean what they once did, or are not understood.
Most of the other translations seem to just give deference to the phrasing in the KVJV.)
"Close your eyes, for your eyes will only tell the truth,
And the truth isn't what you want to see" (Charles Hart, "The Music of the Night")

User avatar
Brent
Posts: 461
Joined: Sat Dec 17, 2016 9:39 am

Re: Nonsense language

Post by Brent » Mon Oct 02, 2017 6:10 pm

Court of love

User avatar
moksha
Posts: 5077
Joined: Tue Oct 18, 2016 4:22 am

Re: Nonsense language

Post by moksha » Tue Oct 03, 2017 5:36 am

"Experiencing the fullness of the gospels"
"Health in the navel"
"We beseech thee for thine moisture"
Good faith does not require evidence, but it also does not turn a blind eye to that evidence. Otherwise, it becomes misplaced faith.
-- Moksha

Post Reply

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: Bing [Bot] and 33 guests