Sacrament Meeting of the Future

[moksha]

SALT LAKE CITY - Ever wonder what a future Sacrament Meeting Might be like? No more confusion among the deacons as to which presiding authority to serve first, which row has been missed, or how to line up properly. No more priests fumbling the precise wording of the prayer. A Sacrament Meeting executed with robotic precision.

Preparing and Serving the Communion Sacrament


Blessing and Presiding over the Sacrament


Ready to consume the Sacrament


This change approved by the Council of Gods

[2bizE]

Nice idea.

[Hagoth]

I love it, Moksha.

I think you just helped me figure out what the church is planning for the vast wealth they're accumulating. The Brethren will finally have what they want when the flesh (which is weak) is replaced with steel (which is strong). Imagine conference halls filled with throngs of adoring robots who work for free, never expect anything in return, never doubt or question, believe that the most mundane things their masters do are miracles, and have neither genitals nor desires to drink tea or look at porn. Lubricated with consecrated oil, capable of both generating endless lists of random names of "the dead" and performing ordinances for them at lighting speed, using the basements of the temples to assemble more copies of themselves...

Maybe at some point they'll all assemble themselves into a gigantic Voltron-esque RoboJesus that will lay waste to the cities of the earth, just as his 3rd Nephi prototype did the cities of Ancient America, and usher in a new millennium for their geriatric overlords and their West World child brides.

Totally unrelated question: how does one go about submitting a fan script to the South Park guys?

[slavereeno]

This whole thread make me laugh.

[Corsair]

Hold on! Why would they add robotic automation to sacrament meeting and to the sacrament? That's (allegedly) the most important and meaningful part of the meeting. Get that robot to clean those filthy restrooms on Saturday morning instead of coercing humans into doing this!

[FiveFingerMnemonic]

They don't need robots, it would be such a tremendous waste after they have become so adept at raising children and training new converts to be mobots.

[Red Ryder]

They don't need robots, it would be such a tremendous waste after they have become so adept at raising children and training new converts to be mobots.

Mobots! Love it! Perhaps they will adapt to a hybrid version where they'll call them in for worthiness interviews and ask them if they touch their mobits. Regardless of the answer, they'll just pull the source code and data logs to determine if they are telling the truth. Yes = worthy. No = Mobobatur.

[StarbucksMom]

Site admin, since it's Christmas time and you're all bored, looking for extra stuff to do......we need a "best of NOM" section on the forum. I have thought this before.

And this post belongs there:

I love it, Moksha.

I think you just helped me figure out what the church is planning for the vast wealth they're accumulating. The Brethren will finally have what they want when the flesh (which is weak) is replaced with steel (which is strong). Imagine conference halls filled with throngs of adoring robots who work for free, never expect anything in return, never doubt or question, believe that the most mundane things their masters do are miracles, and have neither genitals nor desires to drink tea or look at porn. Lubricated with consecrated oil, capable of both generating endless lists of random names of "the dead" and performing ordinances for them at lighting speed, using the basements of the temples to assemble more copies of themselves...

Maybe at some point they'll all assemble themselves into a gigantic Voltron-esque RoboJesus that will lay waste to the cities of the earth, just as his 3rd Nephi prototype did the cities of Ancient America, and usher in a new millennium for their geriatric overlords and their West World child brides.

Totally unrelated question: how does one go about submitting a fan script to the South Park guys?

[Hagoth]

Hold on! Why would they add robotic automation to sacrament meeting and to the sacrament? That's (allegedly) the most important and meaningful part of the meeting. Get that robot to clean those filthy restrooms on Saturday morning instead of coercing humans into doing this!

Ah, but there will always be a few human hangers-on who will be eager to do the most menial tasks for scraps of approval from the fifteen brains-in-jar overlords who wager precious quatloos over their performance. Besides, we don't want the Mobots distracted for one nanosecond from their sleepless nonstop praising the Man.

[RubinHighlander]

Great ideas Moksha!

Hold on! Why would they add robotic automation to sacrament meeting and to the sacrament? That's (allegedly) the most important and meaningful part of the meeting. Get that robot to clean those filthy restrooms on Saturday morning instead of coercing humans into doing this!

Here here!

I'm not a Bud Light fan, but I do like their latest commercial:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8Cb5Wk2t-8

Dilly dilly! Oh, and a bring back Pay Lay Ale!

[moksha]

I'm not a Bud Light fan, but I do like their latest commercial:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8Cb5Wk2t-8

Dilly dilly! Oh, and a bring back Pay Lay Ale!

Rubin, here us a more spiritual video from Budweiser that involves gravitation, electromagnetism, the weak force, the strong force, and the Doctrine of Bruce R. McConkie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYeXldMEpV8

[wtfluff]

Great ideas Moksha!

Hold on! Why would they add robotic automation to sacrament meeting and to the sacrament? That's (allegedly) the most important and meaningful part of the meeting. Get that robot to clean those filthy restrooms on Saturday morning instead of coercing humans into doing this!

Here here!

I'm not a Bud Light fan, but I do like their latest commercial:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8Cb5Wk2t-8

Dilly dilly! Oh, and a bring back Pay Lay Ale!

Well then, you'll like this:

https://www.gomn.com/life/bud-light-sen ... enaissance

[RubinHighlander]

Rubin, here us a more spiritual video from Budweiser that involves gravitation, electromagnetism, the weak force, the strong force, and the Doctrine of Bruce R. McConkie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYeXldMEpV8
[/quote]

Excellent! Except the only thing we use Budlight for in our house is washing DWs hair, at least it still serves a purpose. But here's to big beer makers with lots of money for good marketing! Dilly dilly!

[RubinHighlander]

Well then, you'll like this:

https://www.gomn.com/life/bud-light-sen ... enaissance

Yes Fluff! I forgot to mention that recent and most excellent move by Budweiser, very classy!

[moksha]

Well then, you'll like this:

https://www.gomn.com/life/bud-light-sen ... enaissance

So Budweiser thinks they can trademark an Old French word that came to English via Anglo-Norman French. Perhaps Budweiser could take that up with the 17th Century folk song Lavender Blue, Dilly Dilly or its usage in the 1948 Disney Classic Cinderella.

Better for Budweiser to seek a trademark for the Reformed Egyptian word Adieu, once they can explain its usage by ancient Nephites.

[wtfluff]

Well then, you'll like this:

https://www.gomn.com/life/bud-light-sen ... enaissance

Yes Fluff! I forgot to mention that recent and most excellent move by Budweiser, very classy!

Dilly Dilly!

[wtfluff]

Well then, you'll like this:

https://www.gomn.com/life/bud-light-sen ... enaissance

So Budweiser thinks they can trademark an Old French word that came to English via Anglo-Norman French. Perhaps Budweiser could take that up with the 17th Century folk song Lavender Blue, Dilly Dilly or its usage in the 1948 Disney Classic Cinderella.

Better for Budweiser to seek a trademark for the Reformed Egyptian word Adieu, once they can explain its usage by ancient Nephites.

Dilly Adieu Dilly!