How long will Satan be winning?

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How long will Satan be winning?

Post by RubinHighlander » Mon Mar 04, 2019 2:35 pm

On YT a couple of days ago I see this add:
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So what's the COB's plan? They are obviously still spending money out there on social media, promoting things via mormon.org. How can RSM call it a win for Satan then continue to spend tithing $$ on it? It's a head scratcher.
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Re: How long will Satan be winning?

Post by Palerider » Mon Mar 04, 2019 3:01 pm

They just can't come up with a short catchy phrase to describe the church. They've shot themselves in the foot with attempting to do away with the "Mormon" nomenclature.

What I'm trying to figure out is how that young lady got that BoM delivered to her camp trailer door....and wouldn't she really rather be outside enjoying God's gift of nature than reading one of the most boring books that have ever "come to pass"...? 😉
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Re: How long will Satan be winning?

Post by Red Ryder » Mon Mar 04, 2019 3:05 pm

It only applies to members.

RMN: Jump...

Members: How high?

Non-Members: You silly Mormons!

The rest of the world doesn't care. You want us to read your Books of Mormon Bible, but don't call you Mormons? ...and what's with the Mormon Underwear?
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Re: How long will Satan be winning?

Post by Hagoth » Mon Mar 04, 2019 6:37 pm

Red Ryder wrote:
Mon Mar 04, 2019 3:05 pm
It only applies to members.

RMN: Jump...

Members: How high?
RMN: It doesn't matter. Just hover a while until my underlings figure out a landing spot.
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Re: How long will Satan be winning?

Post by Just This Guy » Tue Mar 05, 2019 7:24 am

How long? Probably about as long as it takes for RMN to kick the bucket and the next guy to decide it isn't worth the effort and go back to the previous status quo.
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Re: How long will Satan be winning?

Post by Brent » Tue Mar 05, 2019 12:05 pm

He wins every time a 15 year old looks at a picture of a young lady in snug jeans reclining in the back of a VW van and gets aroused....

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Re: How long will Satan be winning?

Post by Random » Wed Mar 13, 2019 11:14 pm

Just This Guy wrote:
Tue Mar 05, 2019 7:24 am
How long? Probably about as long as it takes for RMN to kick the bucket and the next guy to decide it isn't worth the effort and go back to the previous status quo.
Yep. Maybe Oaks, maybe the next guy in line.
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Re: How long will Satan be winning?

Post by Random » Wed Mar 13, 2019 11:15 pm

Brent wrote:
Tue Mar 05, 2019 12:05 pm
He wins every time a 15 year old looks at a picture of a young lady in snug jeans reclining in the back of a VW van and gets aroused....
Wait. Aren't tight jeans against the For the Strength of Youth booklet?
[They] which knew me from the beginning . . . would testify, that after the most straitest sect of our religion I lived a Pharisee.
Acts 26:5

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Re: How long will Satan be winning?

Post by Reuben » Thu Mar 14, 2019 12:56 am

Random wrote:
Wed Mar 13, 2019 11:15 pm
Brent wrote:
Tue Mar 05, 2019 12:05 pm
He wins every time a 15 year old looks at a picture of a young lady in snug jeans reclining in the back of a VW van and gets aroused....
Wait. Aren't tight jeans against the For the Strength of Youth booklet?
The Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses is way ahead on this one:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HCCckKkgpxQ

Near the end, the dude claims that tight pants for men are designed by The Gays. Ex-JWs call him Tight Pants Tony.
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Re: How long will Satan be winning?

Post by Random » Thu Mar 14, 2019 1:48 am

Wow! Never occurred to him that there may be women who might like tight pants on men?
Reuben wrote:
Thu Mar 14, 2019 12:56 am
The Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses is way ahead on this one:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HCCckKkgpxQ

Near the end, the dude claims that tight pants for men are designed by The Gays. Ex-JWs call him Tight Pants Tony.
[They] which knew me from the beginning . . . would testify, that after the most straitest sect of our religion I lived a Pharisee.
Acts 26:5

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