Utah in 3019

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Utah in 3019

Post by moksha » Thu Jun 06, 2019 2:12 pm

Just thinking about random possible religious and meteorological events at some future date.
TIMPANOGOS CAVE - Gled, Bisher of Eldquor began the plea to the Great Joseph to bring back the sun. He sacrificed young Borka and two antelopes at the altar of Bednark. Men of Eldquor danced around the fire and drank tithing water from the sacred gourd.
Do you have any fun speculations as to what the future may hold? Please feel free to share them.
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Re: Utah in 3019

Post by Red Ryder » Thu Jun 06, 2019 4:01 pm

Elder Dillan Dallin Oaks III will be President of the United State Of Oaks. The 312 First Ladies, whose names are unknown for privacy reasons will be the Mothers of 96% of the population. Elder DDO3 will wage war against the former United States of America trying to push society back onto the Covenant Path.

He will program the super computer servers housed in the granite mountain vault to transmit his war instructions via the Salt Lake City Temple super antennae directly into the hearts and minds of the 16 Million Mormons, the 26 Million Latter-Day Saints, the 48 Million Bednarites, and the 100 Million Uchtdorfites.

The 100 Million Uchtdorfites will unplug and raid the Church Office Spaceship and using the laser of last resort, blow to smithereens, the 50 Million Trumpites all the while blaming the Mormons. The rest of the world will rejoice and in celebration will usher in the 2nd coming of Jesus Christ who will then reveal himself as Dieter F. Uchtdorf!

The 1,000 years of paradise will be extended and airplanes will fly in V formation for the remainder of time to protect the world from Satan who was revealed to be Elder Dallin H Oaks who mysteriously disappeared in 2025.
Those who do not move do not notice their chains. —Rosa Luxemburg

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Re: Utah in 3019

Post by Angel » Thu Jun 06, 2019 7:18 pm

Scientists discover how to reverse aging as well as how to back up memories and human minds electronically. Humans become immortal, many leaving earth to colonize other planets. Only a few historical religious buildings remain as museums as a reminder of what life was like when people feared death.
When it is dark enough, you can see the stars. ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Re: Utah in 3019

Post by 2bizE » Fri Jun 07, 2019 12:21 pm

In the year 3019, the majority of the land in the world will be owned by the real estate arms of the church. In addition, the church will own controlling portions of all major and minor corporations in the world...including beer and liquor companies.
In a twist of fate, a young secret agent named 0007 travels to Mexico City and Rome, where he meets the widow of the old, white, American church leader David A. Bednar XI. He gets a tip that leads him to infiltrate a secret meeting of an organization that controls the world named MORMON...he finds this organization is behind changing all beer and liquor in the world to be set at a fixed concentration of 0.0000001% alcohol by volume. Incidentally, it is the same amount as found in store bought sacrament bread.
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Re: Utah in 3019

Post by 2bizE » Wed Jun 19, 2019 6:39 pm

This was kind of fun. Anyone else wonder what the church will be like in 1000 years?
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Re: Utah in 3019

Post by no1saint » Mon Jul 01, 2019 6:56 am

Red Ryder wrote:
Thu Jun 06, 2019 4:01 pm
Elder Dillan Dallin Oaks III will be President of the United State Of Oaks. The 312 First Ladies, whose names are unknown for privacy reasons will be the Mothers of 96% of the population. Elder DDO3 will wage war against the former United States of America trying to push society back onto the Covenant Path.

He will program the super computer servers housed in the granite mountain vault to transmit his war instructions via the Salt Lake City Temple super antennae directly into the hearts and minds of the 16 Million Mormons, the 26 Million Latter-Day Saints, the 48 Million Bednarites, and the 100 Million Uchtdorfites.

The 100 Million Uchtdorfites will unplug and raid the Church Office Spaceship and using the laser of last resort, blow to smithereens, the 50 Million Trumpites all the while blaming the Mormons. The rest of the world will rejoice and in celebration will usher in the 2nd coming of Jesus Christ who will then reveal himself as Dieter F. Uchtdorf!

The 1,000 years of paradise will be extended and airplanes will fly in V formation for the remainder of time to protect the world from Satan who was revealed to be Elder Dallin H Oaks who mysteriously disappeared in 2025.
:lol: :| :lol: :lol:

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Re: Utah in 3019

Post by Corsair » Mon Jul 01, 2019 9:29 am

Red Ryder wrote:
Thu Jun 06, 2019 4:01 pm
Elder Dillan Dallin Oaks III will be President of the United State Of Oaks. The 312 First Ladies, whose names are unknown for privacy reasons will be the Mothers of 96% of the population. Elder DDO3 will wage war against the former United States of America trying to push society back onto the Covenant Path....
In another thread you are discussing God Given Talents. Clearly your talents in creative writing are being wasted in favor of such useless endeavors like "supporting a family" and "planning for retirement".

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Re: Utah in 3019

Post by nibbler » Mon Jul 01, 2019 10:43 am

2bizE wrote:
Wed Jun 19, 2019 6:39 pm
This was kind of fun. Anyone else wonder what the church will be like in 1000 years?
Boring?
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Re: Utah in 3019

Post by 2bizE » Tue Jul 02, 2019 5:36 am

nibbler wrote:
Mon Jul 01, 2019 10:43 am
2bizE wrote:
Wed Jun 19, 2019 6:39 pm
This was kind of fun. Anyone else wonder what the church will be like in 1000 years?
Boring?
Good point.
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