What is the Name of the King in Facsimile 3?

[Apologeticsislying]

[jfro18]

this is a great format to do short articles about the absurdities of Joseph Smith that make it crystal clear he got it wrong.

Hope you find a place to toss them up at for the world to see!

[Apologeticsislying]

I do. I have quite a few ways to share these...

[Hagoth]

Pharaoh in drag is the most hilarious and desperate apologetic of all time. Do these guys even care about the truth, or is their entire existence just about kissing up to GAs so they can get their calling and election made sure?

[moksha]

Great Shulem's Ghost!
Anubis in the Book of Mormon!




Explanation

Fig. 1. Asthma sufferer stifling a horrendous sneeze.

Fig. 2. Communications officer, wearing the sacred antenna, patting him on the back.

Fig. 3. Venus Flytrap about to consume a baby duck.

Fig. 4. Mindy, the asthma sufferer's teenage daughter.

Fig. 5. Chad Hotep, Mindy's boyfriend.

Fig. 6. Horn dog Anubis with a thing for Chad.

Mindy is asking asthma dad for ten gold genēh so that she and Chad can go that night's chariot races.
Horn dog Anubis will probably tag along to cop some feels off of Chad.

[deacon blues]

I was thinking K.S.'s art page would look cool on our Church bulletin board. I would how long it would hang there until somebody took it down?

[Hagoth]

Hey, Moksha's translation is completely different than JS's but is just as accurate! I'd love to see what we would get if the FP commanded some BYU ancient scripture professors to come up with an apologetic explanation for it.

[crossmyheart]

Moksha, you never dissapoint!

Great Shulem's Ghost!
Anubis in the Book of Mormon!




Explanation

Fig. 1. Asthma sufferer stifling a horrendous sneeze.

Fig. 2. Communications officer, wearing the sacred antenna, patting him on the back.

Fig. 3. Venus Flytrap about to consume a baby duck.

Fig. 4. Mindy, the asthma sufferer's teenage daughter.

Fig. 5. Chad Hotep, Mindy's boyfriend.

Fig. 6. Horn dog Anubis with a thing for Chad.

Mindy is asking asthma dad for ten gold genēh so that she and Chad can go that night's chariot races.
Horn dog Anubis will probably tag along to cop some feels off of Chad.

[græy]

Explanation

Fig. 1. Asthma sufferer stifling a horrendous sneeze.
Fig. 2. Communications officer, wearing the sacred antenna, patting him on the back.
Fig. 3. Venus Flytrap about to consume a baby duck.
Fig. 4. Mindy, the asthma sufferer's teenage daughter.
Fig. 5. Chad Hotep, Mindy's boyfriend.
Fig. 6. Horn dog Anubis with a thing for Chad.

Mindy is asking asthma dad for ten gold genēh so that she and Chad can go that night's chariot races.
Horn dog Anubis will probably tag along to cop some feels off of Chad.