NOM

You know what haikus are right? Little poems of observation (usually of nature) with ONLY 17 syllables. 5 syllables, then 7, then 5 more. I was wondering what Gospel haikus we can come up with. They do not have to rime. They are a Japanese form of poetry.

Angel Moroni
lost his horn in the quake now
blessing for our ears.

Apologeticsislying wrote: ↑

Sun Mar 22, 2020 7:32 am

You know what haikus are right? Little poems of observation (usually of nature) with ONLY 17 syllables. 5 syllables, then 7, then 5 more. I was wondering what Gospel haikus we can come up with. They do not have to rime. They are a Japanese form of poetry.

Angel Moroni
lost his horn in the quake now
blessing for our ears.

No healings are done
Sacrament is at home now
Corona virus

Book of Abraham
Just a bunch of pagan spells?
Ha ha ha ha ha

blazerb wrote: ↑

Sun Mar 22, 2020 8:43 am

Apologeticsislying wrote: ↑

Sun Mar 22, 2020 7:32 am

You know what haikus are right? Little poems of observation (usually of nature) with ONLY 17 syllables. 5 syllables, then 7, then 5 more. I was wondering what Gospel haikus we can come up with. They do not have to rime. They are a Japanese form of poetry.

Angel Moroni
lost his horn in the quake now
blessing for our ears.

No healings are done
Sacrament is at home now
Corona virus

NIIIIIICE! Dude you are a natural!

Hagoth wrote: ↑

Sun Mar 22, 2020 12:18 pm

Book of Abraham
Just a bunch of pagan spells?
Ha ha ha ha ha

Moroni's hornless
God bitch-slapped that thing away
Russ still toots his own

Hagoth wrote: ↑

Sun Mar 22, 2020 5:01 pm

Moroni's hornless
God bitch-slapped that thing away
Russ still toots his own

Oh, I like it better than mine! NICE! Man you guys are good!

Hey, COVOD-19
We took our vitamin pills
Get thee behind me

Church twice on Sunday
Reduced to three then two hours
Now home church is great

2bizE wrote: ↑

Mon Mar 23, 2020 12:01 pm

Church twice on Sunday
Reduced to three then two hours
Now home church is great

I like this one! How about...

Church twice on Sunday
Reduced to three then two hours
Home church, still too much

More tender mercies
From the Corona virus
Second Saturday

Embrace sacred scrolls
Which has the most value now
NT or TP?

The Rameumptom
Once safely isolated
Infecting our homes

The blind watchmaker
Targets prophets who deceive.
Will they believe now?

Hey you extraverts
I've trained my whole life for this
Watch me avoid you

Reuben wrote: ↑

Mon Mar 23, 2020 6:39 pm

The blind watchmaker
Targets prophets who deceive.
Will they believe now?

Ooooooooooooooo......... has some zap don't it?!

Reuben wrote: ↑

Mon Mar 23, 2020 6:53 pm

Hey you extraverts
I've trained my whole life for this
Watch me avoid you

LOL! Oh my........

Reuben wrote: ↑

Mon Mar 23, 2020 6:53 pm

Hey you extraverts
I've trained my whole life for this
Watch me avoid you

Love it.

2bizE wrote: ↑

Tue Mar 24, 2020 4:44 pm

Reuben wrote: ↑

Mon Mar 23, 2020 6:53 pm

Hey you extraverts
I've trained my whole life for this
Watch me avoid you

Love it.

Yes, really. I am rather enjoying the lack of social contact. My husband is going stir crazy, but then he was always much more of an extrovert than I am. He keeps deciding we can’t live without X and he needs to run to the store. I am a Bit bored with staying inside because of rain, more rain, and have some more rain, but then it is supposed to rain again today. ATVing would be a lovely swim in the mud. Hiking is wading through mud. Biking on the slick rock would be cool, but the trails are not all rock, so swim in the mud. My cactus on my patio are beginning to look swollen and splitting and I can’t move the poor babies out of the rain cause not enough shelter on the covered porch. But this is to make up for last summer where we went five months with no rain. Mother Nature has gone crazy, but it can’t be global warming cause the president says it’s not.

Home. Living, working.
I'm immunocompromised.
So happy, no church.