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Re: Priesthood is just...
Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2022 6:12 pm
by alas
deacon blues wrote: ↑Thu Aug 11, 2022 5:05 pm
Priesthood is just... relabeling.
Just see the Support Section: "No More Tithing Settlement."
Priesthood is just symbolic. Not real power, just symbolic of power.
Re: Priesthood is just...
Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2022 11:06 am
by Hagoth
As Crazyhampster can tell you, the only power religions have os hampster power, derived from people running in a hampster wheel.
Re: Priesthood is just...
Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2022 12:23 pm
by wtfluff
Hagoth wrote: ↑Mon Aug 15, 2022 11:06 am
As Crazyhampster can tell you, the only power religions have os hampster power, derived from people running in a hampster wheel.
At least a hamster running on a wheel gets a bit of exercise in the process.
The LDS-Inc. Hamster Wheel™ provides absolutely nothing of actual benefit to the being on the wheel. Nothing.
Re: Priesthood is just...
Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2022 5:02 am
by Hagoth
wtfluff wrote: ↑Mon Aug 15, 2022 12:23 pm
Hagoth wrote: ↑Mon Aug 15, 2022 11:06 am
As Crazyhampster can tell you, the only power religions have os hampster power, derived from people running in a hampster wheel.
At least a hamster running on a wheel gets a bit of exercise in the process.
The LDS-Inc. Hamster Wheel™ provides absolutely nothing of actual benefit to the being on the wheel. Nothing.
Wait, theirs no P in hamster?
Imagine if a hamster had to pay to run in the wheel and all he got for it was shame for not running fast enough to please the Sky Hamster.
Re: Priesthood is just...
Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2022 9:09 am
by Hagoth
Hagoth wrote: ↑Tue Aug 16, 2022 5:02 am
Imagine if a hamster had to pay to run in the wheel and all he got for it was shame for not running fast enough to please the Sky Hamster.
But it's all worth it! The more time and effort he spends running in the wheel, the greater reward he can look forward to... AFTER he dies.
Re: Priesthood is just...
Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2022 9:34 am
by Red Ryder
Hagoth wrote: ↑Tue Aug 16, 2022 9:09 am
Hagoth wrote: ↑Tue Aug 16, 2022 5:02 am
Imagine if a hamster had to pay to run in the wheel and all he got for it was shame for not running fast enough to please the Sky Hamster.
But it's all worth it! The more time and effort he spends running in the wheel, the greater reward he can look forward to... AFTER he dies.
What’s with all this crazy hamster talk?
What about the intangible religious benefits?