The Armpit Crab story
Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2022 2:09 pm
Perhaps many of you have wondered what crazy story lies at the far, far end of the LDS rabbit hole. It must be some story that stretches both reality and credulity and I am sorely unhappy to bring that story to you fine people this day.
Twitter Discusses Alleged 'Armpit Crabs' Epidemic At Bringham Young University
I am not at all pleased with myself that I admit a recognition of the tortured logic leading to an outbreak of body parasites at a religious university. It is an act of infernal irony that this phenoena exists at aninstitution named for a big fan of plural marriage. But ecclesiastical endorsements must be signed by someone with the affirmed ability to see all infractions of the law of chastity. In the hormonal minds of the young students this distinction between sanctioned and proper behavior has a huge swatch of no-man's land between the borders where much mischief occurs.
Twitter Discusses Alleged 'Armpit Crabs' Epidemic At Bringham Young University
I am not at all pleased with myself that I admit a recognition of the tortured logic leading to an outbreak of body parasites at a religious university. It is an act of infernal irony that this phenoena exists at aninstitution named for a big fan of plural marriage. But ecclesiastical endorsements must be signed by someone with the affirmed ability to see all infractions of the law of chastity. In the hormonal minds of the young students this distinction between sanctioned and proper behavior has a huge swatch of no-man's land between the borders where much mischief occurs.