A cage match I'd like to see

[Hagoth]

Take all of the writers of the various books of the Old and New Testaments and put them in a room together to discuss the nature and history of God. Put the leaders of modern Bible-based churches in there too. Give them baseball bats. See how many are left after 24 hours.

[Mayan_Elephant]

Take all of the writers of the various books of the Old and New Testaments and put them in a room together to discuss the nature and history of God. Put the leaders of modern Bible-based churches in there too. Give them baseball bats. See how many are left after 24 hours.

Too bad Samson didn't write anything. I bet he could have whooped The Undertaker.

[wtfluff]

Take all of the writers of the various books of the Old and New Testaments and put them in a room together to discuss the nature and history of God. Put the leaders of modern Bible-based churches in there too. Give them baseball bats. See how many are left after 24 hours.

I wanna see something similar: All the different versions of Jesus that all of the different sects have made up in a playground brawl. (With baseball bats? I dunno. Maybe too far. How 'bout whiffle ball bats? )

Why? Because the bickering between different sects just sounds like a playground argument: "My Jesus can beat up your Jesus!!!"

[moksha]

A wrestling match between Elder David Bednar and Gollum. They are both old but still wiry.

[Mayan_Elephant]

Robert L. Peters vs. Judas

[Ghost]

The most interesting part of this event would probably finding out who actually wrote each of the books as they entered the arena.

[Hagoth]

Robert L. Peters vs. Judas

vs. John Barron vs. John Miller vs. David Dennison

[blazerb]

Joel Osteen vs. Peter. Heck, I'd like to see Peter vs. Paul vs. James the brother of Jesus vs. John (any of the John's will do).