BYU must limit swimming porn shoulders

[Korihor]

https://www.change.org/p/kevin-j-worthe ... custom_msg

BYU is tearing down the current BYU swimming pool and replacing it with something terrible.
I guess he is guided by the spirit.

[achilles]

Have they released any justification for their new design choice?

[Red Ryder]

I can solve this for them. I'm an expert in this type of public affairs hubaloo.

Dear BYU officials,

You are hereby informed that you will no longer receive any future alumni donations or tithing donations if you continue with your embecile pool plans.

Sincerely,
(Insert name here)

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[Zadok]

After tirelessly meeting with the Administration, I think we have come up with a compromise. As you know, the BYU administration is very concerned with the physical health and safety of it's students. They have agreed to leave the existing structure as it is, if the female swimming team will agree to wear loose baggy swimsuits, which cover the shoulders, and do not fit tightly around a woman's mid section or hips. (Garments must be worn under all swimming apparel). The male swimming team must agree to not wear 'speedo' type swim-suits, must also wear their garments under their swimming apparel, and must wear a 'cup' which will hide any erection which they may receive while watching the Women's Swimming Team.

[moksha]

The new swimsuits required by school officials for the BYU Women's Swim Team lack the necessary degree of flexibility, but are in accord with the Brethren's specifications: