"How are you supposed to know who's vaccinated?"...
Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2022 11:46 am
...was Mrs. Hagoth's rhetorical question after her immune-compromised friend had to abandon their pickleball game when she found out some of the people there weren't vaccinated.
So, I have come up with a solution.
June will be the vaccination verification month. Every June you will visit a verification center and show them your vaccination card. They will stamp a number 6 (for June) on your forehead in near-permanent ink for each vaccination you're had. Once you have had both vaccinations and a booster you will have 666 clearly stamped on your forehead, so everyone can know your status.
I think that plan will be generally well received by the American public.
So, I have come up with a solution.
June will be the vaccination verification month. Every June you will visit a verification center and show them your vaccination card. They will stamp a number 6 (for June) on your forehead in near-permanent ink for each vaccination you're had. Once you have had both vaccinations and a booster you will have 666 clearly stamped on your forehead, so everyone can know your status.
I think that plan will be generally well received by the American public.
