Creative Mormon Mythology

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Re: Creative Mormon Mythology

Post by wtfluff » Fri Sep 04, 2020 3:37 pm

A New Name wrote:
Fri Sep 04, 2020 1:07 pm
RubinHighlander wrote:
Thu May 09, 2019 7:12 am
How about a game of "Hide the Salami" in the scriptures?

God sitting upon his throne?

boa-fac2-nophallus.png

boa-fac2-phallus.png

The original erect penis was removed in past editions of the Pearl of Great Price, and put back in the 1981 Triple Combo.

That's pretty mythical.
Nope, the penis was always there, it just went limp. Then in 1981 Viagra "popped" on the scene!
There is a certain podcaster who likes to say: "Show me where the priesthood has been able to restore an amputated limb."

I told him he just needs to look at the history of Facsimile 2 in the BOA: COJCOLd$-Inc.™ amputated Min's "priesthood" and then restored it; Tah-dah!

Back to church everyone!
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Re: Creative Mormon Mythology

Post by RubinHighlander » Thu Sep 10, 2020 12:05 pm

wtfluff wrote:
Fri Sep 04, 2020 3:37 pm
A New Name wrote:
Fri Sep 04, 2020 1:07 pm
RubinHighlander wrote:
Thu May 09, 2019 7:12 am
How about a game of "Hide the Salami" in the scriptures?

God sitting upon his throne?

boa-fac2-nophallus.png

boa-fac2-phallus.png

The original erect penis was removed in past editions of the Pearl of Great Price, and put back in the 1981 Triple Combo.

That's pretty mythical.
Nope, the penis was always there, it just went limp. Then in 1981 Viagra "popped" on the scene!
There is a certain podcaster who likes to say: "Show me where the priesthood has been able to restore an amputated limb."

I told him he just needs to look at the history of Facsimile 2 in the BOA: COJCOLd$-Inc.™ amputated Min's "priesthood" and then restored it; Tah-dah!

Back to church everyone!
Snip snap!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hshkdneE8o
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Re: Creative Mormon Mythology

Post by moksha » Wed Nov 04, 2020 3:40 am

Special to NOM

Too bad LDS people got swept up in a silly diet code in order to be extra pious. A Church-wide Office of Silly Walks could have provided a good exercise regimen for members and definitely raised the visibility of members and missionaries as they traveled around the world preaching the gospel. Tea and vodka prohibitions may have been barriers in England, Asia, and Russia, but all potential converts could all have embraced silly walks. A company like Toyota may have used that for their 10 minute morning exercise regimen. The BYU ballroom dance team could have won awards featuring the Mormon Double Upper-Bumper.

Just keep that in mind as you consider Word of Wisdom requirements.
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Re: Creative Mormon Mythology

Post by moksha » Sat Jan 23, 2021 8:00 am

New Moroni Replacement

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I know a Senator named Bernie Moroni
He is shivering just like macaroni
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Re: Creative Mormon Mythology

Post by hmb » Sat Jan 23, 2021 9:30 am

moksha wrote:
Sat Jan 23, 2021 8:00 am

I know a Senator named Bernie Moroni
He is shivering just like macaroni
:lol: :lol: I was waiting for it!!

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Re: Creative Mormon Mythology

Post by Hagoth » Sun Jan 24, 2021 8:07 am

I had to give it a shot.
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Re: Creative Mormon Mythology

Post by Hagoth » Sun Jan 24, 2021 8:07 am

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Re: Creative Mormon Mythology

Post by Hagoth » Sun Jan 24, 2021 8:11 am

I didn't do this one.

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Re: Creative Mormon Mythology

Post by wtfluff » Sun Jan 24, 2021 1:27 pm

Yes!

Bernie, with his most-excellent mittens is definitely the hero that 'Murica needs right now.

Or maybe he's just the hero that Fluffy needs right now. I don't remember the when I last spent so much time giggling aboot Internet Meme's. A good omen? Definitely better than the other omens earlier in January.
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Re: Creative Mormon Mythology

Post by moksha » Tue Jan 26, 2021 6:11 am

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We're all as happy now as we can be,
Shulem and Anubis underneath the apple tree.
Good faith does not require evidence, but it also does not turn a blind eye to that evidence. Otherwise, it becomes misplaced faith.
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Re: Creative Mormon Mythology

Post by moksha » Sat Feb 13, 2021 6:58 pm

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Good faith does not require evidence, but it also does not turn a blind eye to that evidence. Otherwise, it becomes misplaced faith.
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Re: Creative Mormon Mythology

Post by moksha » Thu Apr 15, 2021 12:18 am

The earliest known record of the Word of Wisdom:
Dear Joseph,

If your guys miss the spittoon one more time while speculating around the cracker barrel, then you clean it up. Same goes for those empty whiskey bottles.

Sincerely, your Wife,
Emma
Good faith does not require evidence, but it also does not turn a blind eye to that evidence. Otherwise, it becomes misplaced faith.
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