Creative Mormon Mythology

Chat about a topic supported by books, TED Talks, podcasts, personal experience, philosophies of mankind mingled with humor (shout out to IOT), and maybe we’ll even do a google hangout or conference call once a month.
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Re: Creative Mormon Mythology

Post by moksha » Sun Mar 05, 2023 10:05 am

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Nephite Appaloosa
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Re: Creative Mormon Mythology

Post by Hagoth » Tue Mar 07, 2023 3:39 pm

Concerning Zelda: how could my missionary self ever imagine that one day I would consider the message I was taking door to door no more believable than what these kids are doing? Worse, THEY know it's not really true?

Concerning the tapir:
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Re: Creative Mormon Mythology

Post by moksha » Sat Apr 22, 2023 4:30 pm

Gadianton wrote:
Fri Apr 21, 2023 6:11 pm
If individual bees were secular beeists the hive would fall apart.
If they were allowed to think for themselves where would we get our honey? Obey the Drones!!!
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Re: Creative Mormon Mythology

Post by moksha » Tue May 02, 2023 8:31 am

The Nephite Exodus

This land is mine, God gave this land to me
This brave, this golden land to me
And when the morning sun reveals her hills and plain
I see a land where children can polygamize.

So take my hand and walk this land with me
And walk the narrow neck with me
Though I am just a Nephite when you are by my side
With God’s own hand, I know I can polygamize
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Re: Creative Mormon Mythology

Post by moksha » Tue May 09, 2023 9:35 am

Which is a photo of The Wild Bunch?
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Re: Creative Mormon Mythology

Post by Cnsl1 » Thu May 11, 2023 3:42 am

Butch Cassidy, seated and on the right. Sundance Kid, seated opposite on the left if I remember right. Two of the "Wild bunch."

Butch Cassidy is another guy who left the Mormon church. Heh

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Re: Creative Mormon Mythology

Post by Hagoth » Thu May 11, 2023 9:53 am

The second picture appears to be a group of more honorable, honest, and reputable men than the first.
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Re: Creative Mormon Mythology

Post by moksha » Tue Jun 20, 2023 3:00 am

Receiving the Holy Priesthood of Sovngarde

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Re: Creative Mormon Mythology

Post by Red Ryder » Tue Jun 27, 2023 12:01 am

The prophet has received new revelation!

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“It always devolves to Pantaloons. Always.” ~ Fluffy

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Re: Creative Mormon Mythology

Post by Just This Guy » Tue Jun 27, 2023 6:53 am

Red Ryder wrote:
Tue Jun 27, 2023 12:01 am
The prophet has received new revelation!

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"No Penguins" Well, there go the Linux servers... We always knew they had stock in Microsoft. Anything to grow the portfolio.
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Re: Creative Mormon Mythology

Post by moksha » Fri Jul 07, 2023 10:45 pm

Wear your underwear proudly! Whether your underwear hails from Fruit of the Loom or the Kolobian DriSilque Consortium, it will help protect you from unnecessary zipper injuries that stem from a lack of underwear.
- United Underwear Safety Council
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Re: Creative Mormon Mythology

Post by Red Ryder » Thu Jul 13, 2023 5:34 pm

moksha wrote:
Fri Jul 07, 2023 10:45 pm
Wear your underwear proudly! Whether your underwear hails from Fruit of the Loom or the Kolobian DriSilque Consortium, it will help protect you from unnecessary zipper injuries that stem from a lack of underwear.
- United Underwear Safety Council
I just googled the United Underwear Safety Council and didn’t come up with anything.

Just OSHA arc flash safety requirements that extend to socks and underwear, some Kim Kardashian ads, and extreme heat related warnings.

Maybe I didn’t spell it right.
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Re: Creative Mormon Mythology

Post by moksha » Mon Jul 17, 2023 12:27 am

Red Ryder wrote:
Thu Jul 13, 2023 5:34 pm
I just googled the United Underwear Safety Council and didn’t come up with anything.
Did you check under Porn Shoulders?

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Re: Creative Mormon Mythology

Post by moksha » Sat Jul 22, 2023 8:41 am

Proof that it is all true

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Re: Creative Mormon Mythology

Post by moksha » Mon Aug 21, 2023 6:36 am

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A tapir's a horse
Of course, of course
And nobody can talk
To a horse of course
Unless it is Dr. Dan.


Chapel Mormons go yakkity yak
A streak and ask you to believe
But Dr. Dan will never speak
Unless there is a reason to deceive!
Good faith does not require evidence, but it also does not turn a blind eye to that evidence. Otherwise, it becomes misplaced faith.
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Re: Creative Mormon Mythology

Post by moksha » Tue Oct 03, 2023 2:45 am

Historical Mormonism
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As you can see the map shows the Appalachian Mountains (a place where many Mormons hail from), as well as all the related mountains that were formed when the continents of Laurasia and Gondwana crashed into each other creating the Central Pangean Mountains. While this happened in 335 M BCE and thus was before the organization of the LDS Church, never the less, the priesthood given to the Trilobites had preceded this mountain range. Adam was the head of this first dispensation.
Good faith does not require evidence, but it also does not turn a blind eye to that evidence. Otherwise, it becomes misplaced faith.
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Re: Creative Mormon Mythology

Post by moksha » Wed Oct 04, 2023 7:40 pm

"A good measurement of any civilization is whether they have advanced Japanese toilets. Also how they treat their elderly."
-- Penguin Philosophy 101
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Re: Creative Mormon Mythology

Post by moksha » Fri Nov 24, 2023 7:47 am

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Kate Kelly reconnecting with celestialized Joseph Smith
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Re: Creative Mormon Mythology

Post by moksha » Thu Nov 30, 2023 1:19 pm

Temple Ceremony in Atlantis
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Re: Creative Mormon Mythology

Post by moksha » Sat Jan 27, 2024 2:44 pm

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