Creative Mormon Mythology

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Re: Creative Mormon Mythology

Post by wtfluff » Fri Sep 04, 2020 3:37 pm

A New Name wrote:
Fri Sep 04, 2020 1:07 pm
RubinHighlander wrote:
Thu May 09, 2019 7:12 am
How about a game of "Hide the Salami" in the scriptures?

God sitting upon his throne?

boa-fac2-nophallus.png

boa-fac2-phallus.png

The original erect penis was removed in past editions of the Pearl of Great Price, and put back in the 1981 Triple Combo.

That's pretty mythical.
Nope, the penis was always there, it just went limp. Then in 1981 Viagra "popped" on the scene!
There is a certain podcaster who likes to say: "Show me where the priesthood has been able to restore an amputated limb."

I told him he just needs to look at the history of Facsimile 2 in the BOA: COJCOLd$-Inc.™ amputated Min's "priesthood" and then restored it; Tah-dah!

Back to church everyone!
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Re: Creative Mormon Mythology

Post by RubinHighlander » Thu Sep 10, 2020 12:05 pm

wtfluff wrote:
Fri Sep 04, 2020 3:37 pm
A New Name wrote:
Fri Sep 04, 2020 1:07 pm
RubinHighlander wrote:
Thu May 09, 2019 7:12 am
How about a game of "Hide the Salami" in the scriptures?

God sitting upon his throne?

boa-fac2-nophallus.png

boa-fac2-phallus.png

The original erect penis was removed in past editions of the Pearl of Great Price, and put back in the 1981 Triple Combo.

That's pretty mythical.
Nope, the penis was always there, it just went limp. Then in 1981 Viagra "popped" on the scene!
There is a certain podcaster who likes to say: "Show me where the priesthood has been able to restore an amputated limb."

I told him he just needs to look at the history of Facsimile 2 in the BOA: COJCOLd$-Inc.™ amputated Min's "priesthood" and then restored it; Tah-dah!

Back to church everyone!
Snip snap!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hshkdneE8o
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