NOM

If you are real, please make an appearance on a Republican debate stage as a presidential candidate, so we can see how you, the real you, would be accepted by those who claim to be your most worthy and devout followers.

Amen

p.s. Also, if you're real, please come back soon. But make sure it's the real you. Not the scary apocalypse version. Not the dogmatic corporate Mormon version. Not the hateful, gun-toting Evangelical version. Just the plain old love your enemy, heal the sick, do unto others, consider the lilies version. Those other guys would certainly be disappointed, but us lost sheep would welcome you. With you running the show, the money wasted on political campaigns and campaign coverage alone would probably provide adequate food, education, and healthcare for everyone.

Come unto me Rhonda Santis, and answer this question