All right - I wasn't supposed to be home for this, but anyone else interested in joining me in my pain? The only consolation is that it seems to only be 90 minutes long! Here we go.
By the way, excellent work by MoPag for creating the other two threads.
Priesthood Session Thread
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Mormorrisey
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Priesthood Session Thread
"And I don't need you...or, your homespun philosophies."
"And when you try to break my spirit, it won't work, because there's nothing left to break."
"And when you try to break my spirit, it won't work, because there's nothing left to break."
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Mormorrisey
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C'mon fellas. How about a bribe of virtual priesthood session ice cream?
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"And I don't need you...or, your homespun philosophies."
"And when you try to break my spirit, it won't work, because there's nothing left to break."
"And when you try to break my spirit, it won't work, because there's nothing left to break."
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Mormorrisey
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Surely people can't find something else better to do on a Saturday night?
Interesting maneuver here - apparently Nelson is speaking second tonight, after this Holmes guy, of the YM presidency.
Interesting maneuver here - apparently Nelson is speaking second tonight, after this Holmes guy, of the YM presidency.
"And I don't need you...or, your homespun philosophies."
"And when you try to break my spirit, it won't work, because there's nothing left to break."
"And when you try to break my spirit, it won't work, because there's nothing left to break."
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Mormorrisey
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OK Nelson is up, after a pretty vanilla talk on the Aaronic priesthood by Holmes.
I now understand how Andrew Bogut feels.
https://gfycat.com/gifs/detail/Defensel ... oneybadger
I now understand how Andrew Bogut feels.
https://gfycat.com/gifs/detail/Defensel ... oneybadger
"And I don't need you...or, your homespun philosophies."
"And when you try to break my spirit, it won't work, because there's nothing left to break."
"And when you try to break my spirit, it won't work, because there's nothing left to break."
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Mormorrisey
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Re: Priesthood Session Thread
New announcement from Nelson.
Apparently everyone is now is in the Elders' quorum - unless you have a calling that you need to deal with as a HP group. Not sure what this means, so Nelson says Rasband and Christofferson will explain this to us? He spent five minutes telling us nothing about these new programs except they studied it for months. Revelation takes time, I guess. I also guess it's up to the two junior dudes to be Nelson's mouthpieces.
Apparently everyone is now is in the Elders' quorum - unless you have a calling that you need to deal with as a HP group. Not sure what this means, so Nelson says Rasband and Christofferson will explain this to us? He spent five minutes telling us nothing about these new programs except they studied it for months. Revelation takes time, I guess. I also guess it's up to the two junior dudes to be Nelson's mouthpieces.
"And I don't need you...or, your homespun philosophies."
"And when you try to break my spirit, it won't work, because there's nothing left to break."
"And when you try to break my spirit, it won't work, because there's nothing left to break."
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Re: Priesthood Session Thread
High priests and EQ combined now! EQ will have even more traditional/orthodox than before. Things will get even more confrontational If I ask any reasonable questions.
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Re: Priesthood Session Thread
wow, High Priests just got more elite!
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Mormorrisey
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No joke, that's what it seems.
"And I don't need you...or, your homespun philosophies."
"And when you try to break my spirit, it won't work, because there's nothing left to break."
"And when you try to break my spirit, it won't work, because there's nothing left to break."
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It seems they solved the dwindling priesthood attendance problem at one fell swoop.
"And I don't need you...or, your homespun philosophies."
"And when you try to break my spirit, it won't work, because there's nothing left to break."
"And when you try to break my spirit, it won't work, because there's nothing left to break."
Re: Priesthood Session Thread
I have to dock Elder Christofferson 1 point for every 5 words he quotes from what Nelson said minutes, nay seconds ago.
Someone can do the counting later.
Someone can do the counting later.
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Ugh. This sounds awful. I was hoping they would ax home teaching.
Another retelling of the beat harvest story. Would be nice to have some new stories now and then.
Another retelling of the beat harvest story. Would be nice to have some new stories now and then.
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didyoumythme
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We seem to have already transitioned from the big announcement back to farm stories...
When an honest man discovers he is mistaken, he will either cease being honest, or cease being mistaken. - Anonymous
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Mormorrisey
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Here goes Rasband with the bootlicking and "dear prophet" nonsense.
Uh, this wasn't that earthshattering, dude.
Uh, this wasn't that earthshattering, dude.
"And I don't need you...or, your homespun philosophies."
"And when you try to break my spirit, it won't work, because there's nothing left to break."
"And when you try to break my spirit, it won't work, because there's nothing left to break."
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didyoumythme
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"I testify these changes are the will of the lord" = "We heard lots of presentations about dwindling attendance and widespread apostasy, and we all feel good about making this change to compensate"
When an honest man discovers he is mistaken, he will either cease being honest, or cease being mistaken. - Anonymous
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Mormorrisey
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Yep, Rasband even acknowledged that much with his stories of small quorums in Russia/Africa. That's exactly why.didyoumythme wrote: ↑Sat Mar 31, 2018 5:43 pm"I testify these changes are the will of the lord" = "We heard lots of presentations about dwindling attendance and widespread apostasy, and we all feel good about making this change to compensate"
"And I don't need you...or, your homespun philosophies."
"And when you try to break my spirit, it won't work, because there's nothing left to break."
"And when you try to break my spirit, it won't work, because there's nothing left to break."
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Mormorrisey
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Re: Priesthood Session Thread
No more PEC meetings, ward or stake, and no more High Priests meetings once a year.
Oh wait. Still one HP meeting a year, but just this streamlined/royal HP group.
Oh wait. Still one HP meeting a year, but just this streamlined/royal HP group.
"And I don't need you...or, your homespun philosophies."
"And when you try to break my spirit, it won't work, because there's nothing left to break."
"And when you try to break my spirit, it won't work, because there's nothing left to break."
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Consolidate 2 groups into one and continue doing the same thing!
Relabel the groups and meetings.
Receive blessings from a stronger quorum.
Increased unity and mentoring.
Strengthen the priesthood.
This is ground breaking revisions.
Relabel the groups and meetings.
Receive blessings from a stronger quorum.
Increased unity and mentoring.
Strengthen the priesthood.
This is ground breaking revisions.
“It always devolves to Pantaloons. Always.” ~ Fluffy
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“I switched baristas” ~ Lady Gaga
“Those who do not move do not notice their chains.” ~Rosa Luxemburg
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Corporate restructuring, Gongdang it!
"And I don't need you...or, your homespun philosophies."
"And when you try to break my spirit, it won't work, because there's nothing left to break."
"And when you try to break my spirit, it won't work, because there's nothing left to break."
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Mormorrisey
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Re: Priesthood Session Thread
Eyering and Oaks to finish it off. Looks like Nelson just spoke to set up the latest change. That, or they've given up ending a half hour early, which would piss me off.
"And I don't need you...or, your homespun philosophies."
"And when you try to break my spirit, it won't work, because there's nothing left to break."
"And when you try to break my spirit, it won't work, because there's nothing left to break."
Re: Priesthood Session Thread
I was putting kids to bed and missed most of Nelson and Rasband's talks... poor timing I guess. I did catch the No more HP thing. Did they really nix PEC? That would be pretty awesome, PEC is one of the most worthless meetings I've ever woken up at 6am to go to.Mormorrisey wrote: ↑Sat Mar 31, 2018 5:50 pmNo more PEC meetings, ward or stake, and no more High Priests meetings once a year.
Oh wait. Still one HP meeting a year, but just this streamlined/royal HP group.
Well, I'm better than dirt! Ah, well... most kinds of dirt; not that fancy store-bought dirt; that stuff is loaded with nutrients. I can't compete with that stuff. -Moe Sizlack
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