Dear MormonLeaks

[Brent]

Phil A. Buster
Lead Attack Dog
Wee, Cheetam & Howe
"PR and Litigation for those that can afford it"

Dear MormonLeaks

It has come to our attention that you are currently using the inappropriate term "Mormon" on your website. We suggest you change your current title to reflect current Church policy. As always the term "The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints" is trademarked and copyrighted so a change to "The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints Leaks" would be correct in style but unacceptable to trademark and copyright law--so don't.

Allow us to give you some appropriate names that might work for you:

"The Restored Gospel Leaks"
"Leaks From the One True Church"
"Every Church Leaks" *You can expand your audience.
"The Church Formerly Known as Mormon Leaks." *Derivative but still catchy.
"Latter-day Leaks"
"Leaks of Love" *play on courts of love thing.
"Make America Leak Again"
"Look!Something Shiny!Leaks"

We have focus grouped several of these for you and "Leaks of Love" generates true interest among 18 to 54 year old males. Current Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints members like "Every Church Leaks". The Prepper community leans to "Make America Leak Again".

We hope that these ideas help you comply with Church policy and preference.

Best,

Phil A. Buster, Esquire, Et Al

[Reuben]

Ha ha!

How about "The Leaks of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints"?

[wtfluff]

Not one "Even."

Fake news methinks.

[blazerb]

Not one "Even."

Fake news methinks.

Even the leaks of the Brethren.

To be fair, I have not heard the GA's referred to as "the Brethren" in a long time, but it kind of creeped me out when it was used.

[oliver_denom]

Ha ha!

How about "The Leaks of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints"?

I like the idea of Mormon Leeks, a website dedicated to the gardening and cultivation of one specific vegetable for the purpose of food storage.

[Archimedes]

Man, I leak all the time!!

[MoPag]

Not one "Even."

Fake news methinks.

Even the leaks of the Brethren.

I vote this one!!!

[crossmyheart]

"Stay in the Boat" (that)Leaks

[Archimedes]

"Stay in the Boat" (that)Leaks

If you only had faith enough to bail faster that boat would not be sinking.

[crossmyheart]

"Stay in the Boat" (that)Leaks

If you only had faith enough to bail faster that boat would not be sinking.

ouch! you sound like my mother.

[moksha]

"The Restored Gospel Leaks"
"Leaks From the One True Church"
"Every Church Leaks" *You can expand your audience.
"The Church Formerly Known as Mormon Leaks." *Derivative but still catchy.
"Latter-day Leaks"
"Leaks of Love" *play on courts of love thing.
"Make America Leak Again"
"Look! Something Shiny!Leaks"

Sounds like a book series by famed British author I.P. Standing.

[Archimedes]

"Stay in the Boat" (that)Leaks

If you only had faith enough to bail faster that boat would not be sinking.

ouch! you sound like my mother.

Oh, I can do passive aggressive guilt trips all day long.

Wait a minute, do I sound like MY mother???

Some days there just isn't enough therapy.

[Archimedes]

If you only had faith enough to bail faster that boat would not be sinking.

ouch! you sound like my mother.

Oh, I can do passive aggressive guilt trips all day long.

Wait a minute, do I sound like MY mother [who I keep getting confused with my ex-wife]???

Some days there just isn't enough therapy.