Dear God...

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Red Ryder
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Dear God...

Post by Red Ryder » Sat Nov 10, 2018 8:43 am

Dear God,

I know thou art supposed to be all knowing and impotent, but please, please, please take a look at the crazy stuff the members of your church are doing to embarrass you. It's really funny and brings out the loud laughter and light-mindedness we've been taught to avoid. In case you are wondering what I'm referring to, see exhibit A below.

Exhibit A:
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“It always devolves to Pantaloons. Always.” ~ Fluffy

“I switched baristas” ~ Lady Gaga

“Those who do not move do not notice their chains.” ~Rosa Luxemburg

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Re: Dear God...

Post by jfro18 » Sat Nov 10, 2018 10:02 am

hahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhaa

what is that from and how did he think that was a good idea?!?!?!?

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Re: Dear God...

Post by Stig » Sat Nov 10, 2018 10:39 am

jfro18 wrote:
Sat Nov 10, 2018 10:02 am
hahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhaa

what is that from and how did he think that was a good idea?!?!?!?
Well...Dr. Peterson's head is Photoshopped on to that pic.
“Some say he’s wanted by the CIA and that he sleeps upside down like a Bat. All we know is he’s called the Stig.”

“Some say that he lives in a tree, and that his sweat can be used to clean precious metals. All we know is he’s called the Stig.”

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Re: Dear God...

Post by jfro18 » Sat Nov 10, 2018 11:06 am

Stig wrote:
Sat Nov 10, 2018 10:39 am
Well...Dr. Peterson's head is Photoshopped on to that pic.
I know it's photoshopped... and I suppose someone might've taken the picture as a joke originally, but that takes some of the fun away. :)

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Re: Dear God...

Post by Red Ryder » Sat Nov 10, 2018 12:15 pm

Stig wrote:
jfro18 wrote: hahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhaa

what is that from and how did he think that was a good idea?!?!?!?
Well...Dr. Peterson's head is Photoshopped on to that pic.
Are you guys sure?

Next your going to tell me the Book of Abraham is fake! No way that's photoshopped and no way the BoA is funeral embalming instructions.

You just got to have faith and believe! :lol:
“It always devolves to Pantaloons. Always.” ~ Fluffy

“I switched baristas” ~ Lady Gaga

“Those who do not move do not notice their chains.” ~Rosa Luxemburg

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Re: Dear God...

Post by Hagoth » Sat Nov 10, 2018 1:04 pm

Stig wrote:
Sat Nov 10, 2018 10:39 am
Well...Dr. Peterson's head is Photoshopped on to that pic.
But the weird thing is, Dr. Peterson's head seems to be Photoshopped onto Dr. Peterson's body! (emphasis on the "peter" part of his name in this instance).
“The easy confidence with which I know another man's religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.” -Mark Twain

Jesus: "The Kingdom of God is within you." The Buddha: "Be your own light."

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