How long will Satan be winning?
- RubinHighlander
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How long will Satan be winning?
On YT a couple of days ago I see this add:
So what's the COB's plan? They are obviously still spending money out there on social media, promoting things via mormon.org. How can RSM call it a win for Satan then continue to spend tithing $$ on it? It's a head scratcher.
So what's the COB's plan? They are obviously still spending money out there on social media, promoting things via mormon.org. How can RSM call it a win for Satan then continue to spend tithing $$ on it? It's a head scratcher.
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Re: How long will Satan be winning?
They just can't come up with a short catchy phrase to describe the church. They've shot themselves in the foot with attempting to do away with the "Mormon" nomenclature.
What I'm trying to figure out is how that young lady got that BoM delivered to her camp trailer door....and wouldn't she really rather be outside enjoying God's gift of nature than reading one of the most boring books that have ever "come to pass"...?
What I'm trying to figure out is how that young lady got that BoM delivered to her camp trailer door....and wouldn't she really rather be outside enjoying God's gift of nature than reading one of the most boring books that have ever "come to pass"...?
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"Truth will ultimately prevail where there is pains to bring it to light."
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Re: How long will Satan be winning?
It only applies to members.
RMN: Jump...
Members: How high?
Non-Members: You silly Mormons!
The rest of the world doesn't care. You want us to read your Books of Mormon Bible, but don't call you Mormons? ...and what's with the Mormon Underwear?
RMN: Jump...
Members: How high?
Non-Members: You silly Mormons!
The rest of the world doesn't care. You want us to read your Books of Mormon Bible, but don't call you Mormons? ...and what's with the Mormon Underwear?
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Re: How long will Satan be winning?
RMN: It doesn't matter. Just hover a while until my underlings figure out a landing spot.
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Re: How long will Satan be winning?
How long? Probably about as long as it takes for RMN to kick the bucket and the next guy to decide it isn't worth the effort and go back to the previous status quo.
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Re: How long will Satan be winning?
He wins every time a 15 year old looks at a picture of a young lady in snug jeans reclining in the back of a VW van and gets aroused....
Re: How long will Satan be winning?
Yep. Maybe Oaks, maybe the next guy in line.Just This Guy wrote: ↑Tue Mar 05, 2019 7:24 amHow long? Probably about as long as it takes for RMN to kick the bucket and the next guy to decide it isn't worth the effort and go back to the previous status quo.
There are 2 Gods. One who created us. The other you created. The God you made up is just like you-thrives on flattery-makes you live in fear.
Believe in the God who created us. And the God you created should be abolished.
PK
Believe in the God who created us. And the God you created should be abolished.
PK
Re: How long will Satan be winning?
Wait. Aren't tight jeans against the For the Strength of Youth booklet?
There are 2 Gods. One who created us. The other you created. The God you made up is just like you-thrives on flattery-makes you live in fear.
Believe in the God who created us. And the God you created should be abolished.
PK
Believe in the God who created us. And the God you created should be abolished.
PK
Re: How long will Satan be winning?
The Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses is way ahead on this one:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HCCckKkgpxQ
Near the end, the dude claims that tight pants for men are designed by The Gays. Ex-JWs call him Tight Pants Tony.
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Re: How long will Satan be winning?
Wow! Never occurred to him that there may be women who might like tight pants on men?
Reuben wrote: ↑Thu Mar 14, 2019 12:56 amThe Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses is way ahead on this one:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HCCckKkgpxQ
Near the end, the dude claims that tight pants for men are designed by The Gays. Ex-JWs call him Tight Pants Tony.
There are 2 Gods. One who created us. The other you created. The God you made up is just like you-thrives on flattery-makes you live in fear.
Believe in the God who created us. And the God you created should be abolished.
PK
Believe in the God who created us. And the God you created should be abolished.
PK
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