NOMference Fall 2019 Saturday afternoon!!!

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Re: NOMference Fall 2019 Saturday afternoon!!!

Post by moksha » Sat Oct 05, 2019 1:34 pm

Two missionary cheetas sneaking up on a herd of prospect toufees. The sneaking is relentless. Nature has shaped them into predatory converters.
Good faith does not require evidence, but it also does not turn a blind eye to that evidence. Otherwise, it becomes misplaced faith.
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Re: NOMference Fall 2019 Saturday afternoon!!!

Post by blazerb » Sat Oct 05, 2019 1:37 pm

moksha wrote:
Sat Oct 05, 2019 1:34 pm
Two missionary cheetas sneaking up on a herd of prospect toufees. The sneaking is relentless. Nature has shaped them into predatory converters.
:lol:

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Re: NOMference Fall 2019 Saturday afternoon!!!

Post by MoPag » Sat Oct 05, 2019 1:37 pm

Allaiud

+5 for accent
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believing in old men’s lies...--Ezra Pound

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Re: NOMference Fall 2019 Saturday afternoon!!!

Post by blazerb » Sat Oct 05, 2019 1:38 pm

MoPag wrote:
Sat Oct 05, 2019 1:34 pm
Uh-oh

This is taking an uneasy turn.

-5 for veiled homophobia
"Veiled" is right. He never quite says the headline-grabbing statement. He just lets everyone come to the conclusion naturally drawn if you are indoctrinated.

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Re: NOMference Fall 2019 Saturday afternoon!!!

Post by græy » Sat Oct 05, 2019 1:38 pm

Bednar

-5 for "covenant path"
-10 for homophobia
Well, I'm better than dirt! Ah, well... most kinds of dirt; not that fancy store-bought dirt; that stuff is loaded with nutrients. I can't compete with that stuff. -Moe Sizlack

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Re: NOMference Fall 2019 Saturday afternoon!!!

Post by Red Ryder » Sat Oct 05, 2019 1:39 pm

MoPag wrote:
Sat Oct 05, 2019 1:37 pm
Allaiud

+5 for accent
+10 for the shaving cream allergy.
“It always devolves to Pantaloons. Always.” ~ Fluffy

“I switched baristas” ~ Lady Gaga

“Those who do not move do not notice their chains.” ~Rosa Luxemburg

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Re: NOMference Fall 2019 Saturday afternoon!!!

Post by Red Ryder » Sat Oct 05, 2019 1:40 pm

græy wrote:
Sat Oct 05, 2019 1:38 pm
Bednar

-5 for "covenant path"
-10 for homophobia
+5 for the perfect hair. I’ll bet he woke up exactly like that this morning. Perfect hair, slept in his suit, straightened his tie and walked over to the conf center.
“It always devolves to Pantaloons. Always.” ~ Fluffy

“I switched baristas” ~ Lady Gaga

“Those who do not move do not notice their chains.” ~Rosa Luxemburg

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Re: NOMference Fall 2019 Saturday afternoon!!!

Post by MoPag » Sat Oct 05, 2019 1:42 pm

Red Ryder wrote:
Sat Oct 05, 2019 1:39 pm
MoPag wrote:
Sat Oct 05, 2019 1:37 pm
Allaiud

+5 for accent
+10 for the shaving cream allergy.
Yes^

This is a body positive moment for kids with birthmarks.
...walked eye-deep in hell
believing in old men’s lies...--Ezra Pound

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Re: NOMference Fall 2019 Saturday afternoon!!!

Post by MoPag » Sat Oct 05, 2019 1:43 pm

Red Ryder wrote:
Sat Oct 05, 2019 1:40 pm
græy wrote:
Sat Oct 05, 2019 1:38 pm
Bednar

-5 for "covenant path"
-10 for homophobia
+5 for the perfect hair. I’ll bet he woke up exactly like that this morning. Perfect hair, slept in his suit, straightened his tie and walked over to the conf center.

Oh that hair!!! :lol: :lol:
...walked eye-deep in hell
believing in old men’s lies...--Ezra Pound

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Re: NOMference Fall 2019 Saturday afternoon!!!

Post by græy » Sat Oct 05, 2019 1:43 pm

Red Ryder wrote:
Sat Oct 05, 2019 1:39 pm
MoPag wrote:
Sat Oct 05, 2019 1:37 pm
Allaiud

+5 for accent
+10 for the shaving cream allergy.
Seconded!
Well, I'm better than dirt! Ah, well... most kinds of dirt; not that fancy store-bought dirt; that stuff is loaded with nutrients. I can't compete with that stuff. -Moe Sizlack

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Re: NOMference Fall 2019 Saturday afternoon!!!

Post by Red Ryder » Sat Oct 05, 2019 1:44 pm

The cheetah analogy can be used to explain the shifting church history.

Cheetah with this head up: first vision

Sneaky cheetah: placing a rock near a hat.

Cheetah with his head up: see, the seer stone has always been there. So has the hat!
“It always devolves to Pantaloons. Always.” ~ Fluffy

“I switched baristas” ~ Lady Gaga

“Those who do not move do not notice their chains.” ~Rosa Luxemburg

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Re: NOMference Fall 2019 Saturday afternoon!!!

Post by Red Ryder » Sat Oct 05, 2019 1:45 pm

Well, that’s it for me. Back to the yard I go!
“It always devolves to Pantaloons. Always.” ~ Fluffy

“I switched baristas” ~ Lady Gaga

“Those who do not move do not notice their chains.” ~Rosa Luxemburg

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Re: NOMference Fall 2019 Saturday afternoon!!!

Post by MoPag » Sat Oct 05, 2019 1:46 pm

Whatcha got up your sleeve Rusty?
...walked eye-deep in hell
believing in old men’s lies...--Ezra Pound

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Re: NOMference Fall 2019 Saturday afternoon!!!

Post by græy » Sat Oct 05, 2019 1:47 pm

Alliaud

-2 for Book of Mormon idealization
Well, I'm better than dirt! Ah, well... most kinds of dirt; not that fancy store-bought dirt; that stuff is loaded with nutrients. I can't compete with that stuff. -Moe Sizlack

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Re: NOMference Fall 2019 Saturday afternoon!!!

Post by græy » Sat Oct 05, 2019 1:48 pm

Red Ryder wrote:
Sat Oct 05, 2019 1:44 pm
The cheetah analogy can be used to explain the shifting church history.

Cheetah with this head up: first vision

Sneaky cheetah: placing a rock near a hat.

Cheetah with his head up: see, the seer stone has always been there. So has the hat!
haha, I like this observation.
Well, I'm better than dirt! Ah, well... most kinds of dirt; not that fancy store-bought dirt; that stuff is loaded with nutrients. I can't compete with that stuff. -Moe Sizlack

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Re: NOMference Fall 2019 Saturday afternoon!!!

Post by græy » Sat Oct 05, 2019 1:49 pm

Nelson

-10 for "Youth Battalion" So culty...
Well, I'm better than dirt! Ah, well... most kinds of dirt; not that fancy store-bought dirt; that stuff is loaded with nutrients. I can't compete with that stuff. -Moe Sizlack

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Re: NOMference Fall 2019 Saturday afternoon!!!

Post by MoPag » Sat Oct 05, 2019 1:50 pm

Is Cook like the official explainer guy?

How nice of them to make the girls wait until tonight :roll: :evil:
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believing in old men’s lies...--Ezra Pound

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Re: NOMference Fall 2019 Saturday afternoon!!!

Post by MoPag » Sat Oct 05, 2019 1:50 pm

Cook
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believing in old men’s lies...--Ezra Pound

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Re: NOMference Fall 2019 Saturday afternoon!!!

Post by blazerb » Sat Oct 05, 2019 1:51 pm

I hate it when people tell me what I do.

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Re: NOMference Fall 2019 Saturday afternoon!!!

Post by græy » Sat Oct 05, 2019 1:51 pm

Nelson

+5 cause it was short and he really said nothing
-5 for splitting announcements for YM and YW
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