Germaphobe Cougherence

[Angel]

Anyone here being forced to watch it with TBM fam? Those of us not watching would love to see your keep jumping off the cliff notes.

Any prophetic predictions? False hopes, broken promises?

[MoPag]

I will be watching and running the NOMferencce threads. You'll hear about if for sure!!!

[Angel]

I will be watching and running the NOMferencce threads. You'll hear about if for sure!!!

let the manipulation games begin... ugh... thankful for anyone who can make us all laugh about it.

[wtfluff]

Anyone here being forced to watch it with TBM fam? ...

There will be nothing "forced" going on in my abode, though the useless semi-hypnotic clone-like droning voice of and old guy who is a board-member of a giant real-estate corporation will likely be floating through the air at times.

The majority of folks in my home will be avoiding/ignoring the useless droning voices using headphones/earbuds and technology. Yard-work will likely call me away from the useless droning, along with, the "Stay-at-home"'exercise escape-clause.

And of course, I'll be spending way too much time reading cliff-notes of the convention online. I am incapable of completely looking away from the train-wreck.

[Red Ryder]

I wonder what fun word filters we can apply?

Any suggestions?

[græy]

I will be watching and running the NOMferencce threads. You'll hear about if for sure!!!

I will be there with you MoPag. As far as I know I'm still on the hook to plan EQ lessons for the upcoming 6 months. I'll be on the lookout for the most NOMish talks possible, or any that can be combined with essays to hopefully inform (or maybe load) a few shelves.

Absolute best case scenario, I make my list and none of us go back to church before October. But I think I'm dreaming there.

[2bizE]

The opening scene of beautiful colors of spring (really the whole temple square is a dirt pile due to construction)...the MoTab begins singing “Oh How Lovely was the morning...the scene changes to prerecorded scene of the sacred grove with pillars of light shining through the leaves...
At some point the scene will show a prerecorded message of RMN in a blue suit (may or may not have an apron on) walking through the sacred grove...he will pause walking and begin to tell us the miraculous story of Jesus Smith and his vision. He will refer only to the 1838 version.
After this spiritual discussion, the camera will bring us back to a room in the Joseph Smith memorial building with Mr. Oaks at the podium...
“The rules of love and marriage set forth by God are non-binary. They are exact. Marriage between same gender people is not the covenant path leading to eternal salvation....amen...Elder Rasband will now mansplain the importance of paying tithing”...

[MoPag]

Elder Rasband will now mansplain the importance of paying tithing”...

OMGs I just had a revelation....Elder Rasband is the "Kevin from The Office" of the Q15

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