Sunday Afternoon NOMference!!!

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Re: Sunday Afternoon NOMference!!!

Post by MoPag » Sun Apr 05, 2020 2:20 pm

Clayton
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believing in old men’s lies...--Ezra Pound
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Re: Sunday Afternoon NOMference!!!

Post by AdmiralHoldo » Sun Apr 05, 2020 2:22 pm

"Recently a billboard in Salt Lake City caught my eye."

It was one of those boob job ones, wasn't it.
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Re: Sunday Afternoon NOMference!!!

Post by MoPag » Sun Apr 05, 2020 2:24 pm

AdmiralHoldo wrote: ↑
Sun Apr 05, 2020 2:22 pm
 "Recently a billboard in Salt Lake City caught my eye."

It was one of those boob job ones, wasn't it.
:lol: :lol:
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believing in old men’s lies...--Ezra Pound
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Re: Sunday Afternoon NOMference!!!

Post by MoPag » Sun Apr 05, 2020 2:25 pm

"Fine Homes.....Fine Homes.....Fine Homes.....Fine Homes.....Fine Homes....."

Shut up!
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Re: Sunday Afternoon NOMference!!!

Post by AdmiralHoldo » Sun Apr 05, 2020 2:25 pm

Make your home more like the temple! Wear a dorky costume and whisper all the time!
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Re: Sunday Afternoon NOMference!!!

Post by græy » Sun Apr 05, 2020 2:26 pm

blazerb wrote: ↑
Sun Apr 05, 2020 2:20 pm
 God uses the weak and the plain, but only calls millionaires to the highest positions.
Makoto, makoto. -- How true. How true.
Well, I'm better than dirt! Ah, well... most kinds of dirt; not that fancy store-bought dirt; that stuff is loaded with nutrients. I can't compete with that stuff. -Moe Sizlack
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Re: Sunday Afternoon NOMference!!!

Post by Mormorrisey » Sun Apr 05, 2020 2:26 pm

It's really hard for me to listen to him talk about the spiritual attributes of real estate. One of the board members of one of the largest real estate conglomerates in the world.
"And I don't need you...or, your homespun philosophies."
"And when you try to break my spirit, it won't work, because there's nothing left to break."
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Re: Sunday Afternoon NOMference!!!

Post by Palerider » Sun Apr 05, 2020 2:29 pm

lostinmiddlemormonism wrote: ↑
Sun Apr 05, 2020 2:14 pm
 ummm...they left the church because it is TOXIC not because they are some kind of petulant child
This!!!

-100 For equating us with naughty children while you who can't face the truth about your own church history claim to be the grown-ups. :evil:
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Re: Sunday Afternoon NOMference!!!

Post by moksha » Sun Apr 05, 2020 2:29 pm

Paraguay! Give us your gold teeth... This will solve your problems!
Good faith does not require evidence, but it also does not turn a blind eye to that evidence. Otherwise, it becomes misplaced faith.
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Re: Sunday Afternoon NOMference!!!

Post by græy » Sun Apr 05, 2020 2:30 pm

I wonder what the concerns the stake president's had might have been....
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Re: Sunday Afternoon NOMference!!!

Post by MoPag » Sun Apr 05, 2020 2:30 pm

-100 for being a privileged piece of sh!t!!!
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believing in old men’s lies...--Ezra Pound
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Re: Sunday Afternoon NOMference!!!

Post by Mormorrisey » Sun Apr 05, 2020 2:30 pm

Not buying this story at all.
"And I don't need you...or, your homespun philosophies."
"And when you try to break my spirit, it won't work, because there's nothing left to break."
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Re: Sunday Afternoon NOMference!!!

Post by nibbler » Sun Apr 05, 2020 2:30 pm

What's the moral of this story?

Only tell me the good news.

What can the church do for you that you can't do for yourself?

Nothing... apparently.

So thanks... for nothing.
We don’t see things as they are, we see them as we are.
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Re: Sunday Afternoon NOMference!!!

Post by AdmiralHoldo » Sun Apr 05, 2020 2:30 pm

-100 for not wanting to know about bad things happening in an area that you're allegedly serving.

-100,000,000,000 (that's a hundred billion) for telling people in a FINANCIAL CRISIS to pay their tithing and solve their own problems.

Say it again for the people in the cheap seats: Paying tithing doesn't protect you from financial disaster. Paying tithing doesn't protect you from JACK SQUAT.
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Re: Sunday Afternoon NOMference!!!

Post by lostinmiddlemormonism » Sun Apr 05, 2020 2:31 pm

MoPag wrote: ↑
Sun Apr 05, 2020 2:30 pm
 -100 for being a privileged piece of sh!t!!!
-100 from me too
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Re: Sunday Afternoon NOMference!!!

Post by blazerb » Sun Apr 05, 2020 2:31 pm

Correlation and causation problem. Imagine that those who pay tithing are the least likely to face economic problems. Why is this a surprise?
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Re: Sunday Afternoon NOMference!!!

Post by lostinmiddlemormonism » Sun Apr 05, 2020 2:32 pm

AdmiralHoldo wrote: ↑
Sun Apr 05, 2020 2:30 pm
 -100 for not wanting to know about bad things happening in an area that you're allegedly serving.

-100,000,000,000 (that's a hundred billion) for telling people in a FINANCIAL CRISIS to pay their tithing and solve their own problems.
I seee what you did there...:)
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Re: Sunday Afternoon NOMference!!!

Post by MoPag » Sun Apr 05, 2020 2:32 pm

Christoferson
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Re: Sunday Afternoon NOMference!!!

Post by Mormorrisey » Sun Apr 05, 2020 2:32 pm

I'm as big a fan of L Whitney as I am of Rasband. Which is, not much.
"And I don't need you...or, your homespun philosophies."
"And when you try to break my spirit, it won't work, because there's nothing left to break."
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Re: Sunday Afternoon NOMference!!!

Post by blazerb » Sun Apr 05, 2020 2:33 pm

Mormorrisey wrote: ↑
Sun Apr 05, 2020 2:32 pm
 I'm as big a fan of L Whitney as I am of Rasband. Which is, not much.
He's the church's hatchet.
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