I may have just seen a heavenly visitor??

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Red Ryder
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I may have just seen a heavenly visitor??

Post by Red Ryder » Mon Apr 26, 2021 11:50 pm

Aunt and uncle are in town visiting.

Just crossed paths with Uncle walking down the dark hallway in his garments trying to find the bathroom.

I can’t unsee it....

What advice can you give me to clear my mental anguish? :lol:

Sing a hymn?
Say a prayer?
Read the scriptures?

Why me?
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Just This Guy
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Re: I may have just seen a heavenly visitor??

Post by Just This Guy » Tue Apr 27, 2021 4:25 am

You must fill you mind with beautiful images to drive out the searing pain of your uncle. Only one solution: go look at porn. :twisted:
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Stig
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Re: I may have just seen a heavenly visitor??

Post by Stig » Tue Apr 27, 2021 9:55 am

Red Ryder wrote:
Mon Apr 26, 2021 11:50 pm
Aunt and uncle are in town visiting.

Just crossed paths with Uncle walking down the dark hallway in his garments trying to find the bathroom.

I can’t unsee it....

What advice can you give me to clear my mental anguish? :lol:

Sing a hymn?
Say a prayer?
Read the scriptures?

Why me?
Holy crap, RR! Another one in your house?!
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“Some say that he lives in a tree, and that his sweat can be used to clean precious metals. All we know is he’s called the Stig.”

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Re: I may have just seen a heavenly visitor??

Post by Mackman » Tue Apr 27, 2021 10:43 am

I'm pretty sure you will need " therapy " to clear that image from your mind !!!!

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Re: I may have just seen a heavenly visitor??

Post by Spicy McHaggis » Tue Apr 27, 2021 11:38 am

Sounds like you're addicted to porn.

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Re: I may have just seen a heavenly visitor??

Post by 2bizE » Tue Apr 27, 2021 2:26 pm

Try to picture him naked without garments and it may help get the image of garments out of your mind.
~2bizE

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Re: I may have just seen a heavenly visitor??

Post by wtfluff » Tue Apr 27, 2021 2:57 pm

Have you been praying in the woods?

Is the Uncle's name Moroni?

Or was it Nephi?

Any enlightening messages?

Any buried treasure revealed?

Please, please, please don't say Mr. Visitor mentioned anything about polygamy. :cry:
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Re: I may have just seen a heavenly visitor??

Post by Reuben » Tue Apr 27, 2021 3:30 pm

Where did the bad man touch you?
Learn to doubt the stories you tell about yourselves and your adversaries.

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Re: I may have just seen a heavenly visitor??

Post by jfro18 » Tue Apr 27, 2021 6:42 pm

2bizE wrote:
Tue Apr 27, 2021 2:26 pm
Try to picture him naked without garments and it may help get the image of garments out of your mind.
This is the best response and I'm laughing because it's true!

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Re: I may have just seen a heavenly visitor??

Post by moksha » Tue Apr 27, 2021 8:24 pm

Have some coffee-flavored ice cream. It won't erase your memory but it will taste yummy.
Good faith does not require evidence, but it also does not turn a blind eye to that evidence. Otherwise, it becomes misplaced faith.
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Re: I may have just seen a heavenly visitor??

Post by græy » Wed Apr 28, 2021 10:36 am

Whatever you do, do NOT gouge your own eyes out! Even if you've seen something beautiful since then, your mind will always recall garment-gate as the reason for your blindness. You'll never be able to let it go or see anything else to replace it.
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Re: I may have just seen a heavenly visitor??

Post by Corsair » Sat May 01, 2021 6:24 pm

Hold on. You clearly forgot to test his status by shaking hands with him. I'm sure that an elderly man clad in only temple garments and his birthday suit would happily want to shake your hand walking down the hallway.

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