NOMference Saturday morning Fall 2023

[lostinmiddlemormonism]

HOAX!

[MoPag]

His voice makes me sick to my stomach!

[lostinmiddlemormonism]

How is your church different than other Christian church?


Oh, Oh! I know, I know! Pick me!!!

Our church isn't really a Christian Church. In fact, it isn't really a church. It is a real estate development company masquerading as a church for tax benefits and to grift from the gullible.

Is that the right answer?

[MoPag]

How is your church different than other Christian church?


Oh, Oh! I know, I know! Pick me!!!

Our church isn't really a Christian Church. In fact, it isn't really a church. It is a real estate development company masquerading as a church for tax benefits and to grift from the gullible.

Is that the right answer?

Ding Ding Ding!!! Winner winner chicken dinner!!!

[MoPag]

The Celestial Kingdom is so cooolllll!!

Single people and Gays can f- off

-150

[MoPag]

Oh, Trans and non-binary people can f- off too! -150

[lostinmiddlemormonism]

Isn't it funny how God's plan reflects the the same degree of homophobia as the old white guys in Salt Lake?

[alas]

Lost and Mopage, are you the only two watching conference?

I was working outside and walked past the garage where my husband said he would be cleaning the garage. I heard primary voice, and thought, is today Conference? And why is my husband hiding the fact that he wants to listen? Have I been that negative when he has watched it in the house?


Ummmmm, time to repent and be nicer to my sweety.

[MoPag]

Now he's going to make out with a copy of Fam Proc!

[lostinmiddlemormonism]

Here's the deal Dalin. If you and your homophobia are going to be in the Celestial Kingdom, then I'll pass.

[lostinmiddlemormonism]

Lost and Mopage, are you the only two watching conference?

I was working outside and walked past the garage where my husband said he would be cleaning the garage. I heard primary voice, and thought, is today Conference? And why is my husband hiding the fact that he wants to listen? Have I been that negative when he has watched it in the house?


Ummmmm, time to repent and be nicer to my sweety.

You can always come join us Alas! You always make it better!

[MoPag]

Lost and Mopage, are you the only two watching conference?

I was working outside and walked past the garage where my husband said he would be cleaning the garage. I heard primary voice, and thought, is today Conference? And why is my husband hiding the fact that he wants to listen? Have I been that negative when he has watched it in the house?


Ummmmm, time to repent and be nicer to my sweety.

GURLLLL... They are on one today!!!

[lostinmiddlemormonism]

I propose we change the name of the church to the
The Church of Rusty Nelson of Latter-day Saints. We haven't had a talk yet that doesn't quote him, and yet several that haven't quoted Christ.

[MoPag]

Kissing Nelson's dying a$$.... This guy... Lord have mercy!!!

[MoPag]

Ugh! please sit down. I'm sick of you!!!!

[lostinmiddlemormonism]

Ugh! please sit down. I'm sick of you!!!!

well thats two hours of my life I'll never get back.

[MoPag]

Keeping my fingers crossed for a talk within a prayer cause I think those are funny...

[MoPag]

Oh he's goin for it!

[MoPag]

Oh it's a suck up talk within a prayer!!!! How did I get so lucky?

[MoPag]

F-ck Yes!!!! This is hilarious!!!