NOM

What of the people that feel the church doesn't measure up?

Yeah, church is gonna be great in the upcoming months for people that love being quilted into participating in the ministering program.

When your ministers call sometime in the next few weeks, know it's because they love you, not because they felt bad after the fifth lesson about ministering.

He's like "I know how to connect whit gen z, I'll use my cell phone as a prop and object lesson in my talk!"

Well played Griswald..

Oh Pickles!!

He wants us all to know that he is an athlete.

God damn his hair looks good tho.....

He's giving the "endure to the end" talk.

Spoiler alert- It's all your fault if things go wrong....

Oh sh!t!!! Plot twist Pickels! This is the "endure to the end + spiritual gifts" talk.

He just announces he's going to edit the scriptures he's about to read so we will understand them better. Bruh

Teh

He's telling converts to abandon their cultural traditions to fit in the with gospel culture. That's so sad. -10

Ugh he's telling the "faithful members won't be sad if they are diagnosed with cancer" story. So messed up.

Feels like the theme of the talk is, "Can I get a calling promotion?"

He's quoting Oaks quoting Jesus. Just. Quote. Jesus.

Becerra

Oh Jesus.... it's the "sell your car to pay your tithing" story. A step up from the "starve your children so you can pay your tithing" ???

Pay your tithing even when your business is losing money.

-200 billion

Edit: I feel like Jesus owes the business owner money in that scenario.

Eyring..


He has no f-cking clue where he is...

This is just sad....

Unsurprisingly conference is lacking relevancy... again, so I'm attempting to inject some.

I find asking, "Oh, is that why you continue to support Trump?" at then end of all their sentences.

Oh honey.... this is just bad... He can read the damn teleprompter, but I bet he couldn't tell you his name if you asked...

nibbler wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2026 10:36 am Unsurprisingly conference is lacking relevancy... again, so I'm attempting to inject some.

Yup!!

nibbler wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2026 10:36 am
I find asking, "Oh, is that why you continue to support Trump?" at then end of all their sentences.

Oh my gods!! They just need to leave him at home and AI his a$$ until he dead...

And it's lunch time!!!