Re: General NOMfrence Saturday Morning!!!!
Posted: Sat Apr 06, 2019 10:10 am
Elder Wadell
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General NOMfrence Saturday Morning!!!!
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Re: General NOMfrence Saturday Morning!!!!
Posted: Sat Apr 06, 2019 10:10 am
Oh no...not a faith to die story
Re: General NOMfrence Saturday Morning!!!!
Posted: Sat Apr 06, 2019 10:12 am
Oh its a "terminal cancer brought him back to the church so he could have faith to die" story.
Re: General NOMfrence Saturday Morning!!!!
Posted: Sat Apr 06, 2019 10:15 am
Someone alert Radio Free Mormon! Mike was raised from the dead. But only for five hours (because you certainly can't ordain someone to the priesthood posthumously, or anything like that)
-100 for encouragement to contact people who have requested no contact.
-100 for encouragement to contact people who have requested no contact.
Re: General NOMfrence Saturday Morning!!!!
Posted: Sat Apr 06, 2019 10:16 am
Advising us to ignore the "no contact" label on the no contact list isn't going to win you any friends.
Re: General NOMfrence Saturday Morning!!!!
Posted: Sat Apr 06, 2019 10:20 am
Wake me up when they make coffee legal. Preferably with a warm (not hot of course) cup.
Re: General NOMfrence Saturday Morning!!!!
Posted: Sat Apr 06, 2019 10:22 am
Re: General NOMfrence Saturday Morning!!!!
Posted: Sat Apr 06, 2019 10:23 am
Crying Eyring. Start you stop watches...how long till he chokes up and points at the podium?
Re: General NOMfrence Saturday Morning!!!!
Posted: Sat Apr 06, 2019 10:26 am
Seriously, it's like he didn't even listen to the Silver Fox's talk.
Eyring is up next. Time to find something loud to do to drown out the lip smacking.
Wow, the Artist Formerly Known As The Mormon Tabernacle Choir is sure singing a lot of slow, draggy stuff. It's like they're going out of their way to put us to sleep.
Re: General NOMfrence Saturday Morning!!!!
Posted: Sat Apr 06, 2019 10:28 am
Eyring
Re: General NOMfrence Saturday Morning!!!!
Posted: Sat Apr 06, 2019 10:29 am
Need some Godspell or Jesus Christ Superstar.AdmiralHoldo wrote: ↑Sat Apr 06, 2019 10:26 amSeriously, it's like he didn't even listen to the Silver Fox's talk.
Eyring is up next. Time to find something loud to do to drown out the lip smacking.
Wow, the Artist Formerly Known As The Mormon Tabernacle Choir is sure singing a lot of slow, draggy stuff. It's like they're going out of their way to put us to sleep.
Re: General NOMfrence Saturday Morning!!!!
Posted: Sat Apr 06, 2019 10:31 am
This made me think of "Is loving Jesus legal yet?" Where's my Bill Wurtz fans???
Re: General NOMfrence Saturday Morning!!!!
Posted: Sat Apr 06, 2019 10:33 am
Sounds like he's trying to scare us. I can't believe he hasn't cried yet.
Re: General NOMfrence Saturday Morning!!!!
Posted: Sat Apr 06, 2019 10:35 am
After ponderizing, I believe what Henry said is true, the world is filled with 2 people... “Good morning, brothers and sitters.” 
Poor guys - they can NEVER retire! No matter how delusional or tired they become, they must k e e p preaching, counting their loot, and whatever else they do.
Poor guys - they can NEVER retire! No matter how delusional or tired they become, they must k e e p preaching, counting their loot, and whatever else they do.
Re: General NOMfrence Saturday Morning!!!!
Posted: Sat Apr 06, 2019 10:36 am
It's always nice when The Family(TM) is used as a bludgeon to control people. Just like Jesus wanted!
"Even when family members aren't living in the home." Isn't the place a person lives, by definition, a home? Are they living in a van down by the river?
Re: General NOMfrence Saturday Morning!!!!
Posted: Sat Apr 06, 2019 10:37 am
"Come Follow Me" will save the day! 
Re: General NOMfrence Saturday Morning!!!!
Posted: Sat Apr 06, 2019 10:38 am
I heard a little tremble in his voice about 9 and half minutes in.
Re: General NOMfrence Saturday Morning!!!!
Posted: Sat Apr 06, 2019 10:40 am
Now, I am imagining a passage: > "And it came to pass, that he passed gas."
Been watching it on my TV.
Yep, no one is perfect.
Been watching it on my TV.
Yep, no one is perfect.
Re: General NOMfrence Saturday Morning!!!!
Posted: Sat Apr 06, 2019 10:41 am
I don’t know how to scroll back to the beginning for quotes, so what’s a FSOY??? (as scripture now?)
And no coffee yet? This conference is a rip off.
And no coffee yet? This conference is a rip off.
Re: General NOMfrence Saturday Morning!!!!
Posted: Sat Apr 06, 2019 10:43 am
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I don’t know how to scroll back to the beginning for quotes, so what’s a FSOY??? (as scripture now?)
And no coffee yet? This conference is a rip off.
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For Strength of Youth pamphlet.
Still no coffee.
It is a super blah session
I don’t know how to scroll back to the beginning for quotes, so what’s a FSOY??? (as scripture now?)
And no coffee yet? This conference is a rip off.
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For Strength of Youth pamphlet.
Still no coffee.
It is a super blah session