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New life for NewOrderMormon.ORG
Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2017 1:47 pm
by Hagoth
I accidentally went to newordermormon.org instead of .net. It is operational and appears, at first glance,to be an LDS-related information resource.
BUT, when I clicked on the "Mormon Missionaries" tab it took me to a list of topics like: "Older men wanted: these Asian women can't get enough of you", and "Sally Field drops a secret bombshell to her fans."
Summary: newordermormon.net is still dead. Go ye not unto unhallowed places.
Re: New life for NewOrderMormon.ORG
Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2017 2:20 pm
by Red Ryder
I think that means it expired and someone else picked it up or is bouncing traffic off it.
It's a tragedy that the old board and content couldn't have been passed down like the gold plates did before getting buried in upstate New York.
Re: New life for NewOrderMormon.ORG
Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2017 8:23 am
by Corsair
newordermormon.org and newordermormon.com are still owned by someone else who could
really help out by pointing the names at this website.
On the other hand, these names
are available:
- newordermormon.ninja
- newordermormon.rocks
- newordermormon.lol
- newordermormon.sexy
Re: New life for NewOrderMormon.ORG
Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2017 8:48 am
by Emower
Why dont we move to newordermormon.sexy? That would be awesome.
Re: New life for NewOrderMormon.ORG
Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2017 11:42 am
by Red Ryder
Emower wrote: ↑Wed Nov 29, 2017 8:48 am
Why dont we move to newordermormon.sexy? That would be awesome.
How about a men of NOM calendar? Fill it in...
January - Moksha the Penguin
February -
March -
April -
May -
June -
July -
August -
September -
October -
November -
December -
Re: New life for NewOrderMormon.ORG
Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2017 12:59 pm
by Corsair
Red Ryder wrote: ↑Wed Nov 29, 2017 11:42 am
How about a men of NOM calendar? Fill it in...
This will
not end well:
January - Moksha the Shapely Penguin
February - Red Ryder the shirtless outdoorsman
March - Emower the dominant police officer
April - Hagoth the noble tapir rider
May - Give It Time, Oscar winning actress
June - wtfluff, fluffer extraordinaire
July - mopag, master of esoteric pentagrams
August - 2bizE the valiant ring bearer
September -
October -
November -
December -
I better stop before I get further inspiration on this idea.
Re: New life for NewOrderMormon.ORG
Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2017 1:44 pm
by slavereeno
Corsair wrote: ↑Wed Nov 29, 2017 12:59 pm
This will
not end well:
indeed.
January - Moksha the Shapely Penguin
February - Red Ryder the shirtless outdoorsman
March - Emower the dominant police officer
April - Hagoth the noble tapir rider
May - Give It Time, Oscar winning actress
June - wtfluff, fluffer extraordinaire
July - mopag, master of esoteric pentagrams
August - 2bizE the valiant ring bearer
September - corsair, the scallywag, magic rock balancing, pirate
October -
November -
December -
Re: New life for NewOrderMormon.ORG
Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2017 1:56 pm
by Red Ryder
GIT and Mopag are women so I guess technically this is now a coed calendar?
Just a reminder, the calendar by-laws state in Rule 37b that "No naked pirates are allowed". Specifically it references seer stones in a pouch? Not sure what that means though?
Re: New life for NewOrderMormon.ORG
Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 8:51 am
by Corsair
Red Ryder wrote: ↑Wed Nov 29, 2017 1:56 pm
GIT and Mopag are women so I guess technically this is now a coed calendar?
Just a reminder, the calendar by-laws state in Rule 37b that "No naked pirates are allowed". Specifically it references seer stones in a pouch? Not sure what that means though?
Admittedly, there is no proof that I am wearing pants in that picture.
Re: New life for NewOrderMormon.ORG
Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 3:52 pm
by Emower
Red Ryder wrote: ↑Wed Nov 29, 2017 1:56 pm
GIT and Mopag are women so I guess technically this is now a coed calendar?
Just a reminder, the calendar by-laws state in Rule 37b that "No naked pirates are allowed". Specifically it references seer stones in a pouch? Not sure what that means though?
This is going in the favorite quotes post, if I can find it.
Re: New life for NewOrderMormon.ORG
Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 5:40 pm
by AllieOop
Red Ryder wrote: ↑Tue Nov 28, 2017 2:20 pm
It's a tragedy that the old board and content couldn't have been passed down like the gold plates did before getting buried in upstate New York.
I still mourn the loss of some of the greatest threads ever regarding church history and other topics (with George Miller and John Hamer + others). I just wish that I'd saved more of them for references.....oh well....

Re: New life for NewOrderMormon.ORG
Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2017 11:45 am
by StarbucksMom
Keep your shirts on, NOM hunky men--remember what happened to the creator of this Mormon calendar?
http://archive.sltrib.com/article.php?i ... type=CMSID
Re: New life for NewOrderMormon.ORG
Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2017 3:29 pm
by Emower
Thats hilarious. Whatever happened to that guy, did he ever get his diploma?
Re: New life for NewOrderMormon.ORG
Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2017 1:08 pm
by DPRoberts
AllieOop wrote: ↑Thu Nov 30, 2017 5:40 pm
Red Ryder wrote: ↑Tue Nov 28, 2017 2:20 pm
It's a tragedy that the old board and content couldn't have been passed down like the gold plates did before getting buried in upstate New York.
I still mourn the loss of some of the greatest threads ever regarding church history and other topics (with George Miller and John Hamer + others). I just wish that I'd saved more of them for references.....oh well....
And I mourn with you, AllieOop.