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Holland Tells Us We are The Church Of The Happy Endings
Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2018 1:12 pm
by AllieOop
Elder Holland told BYU graduates:
"When such times come, I ask you to remember this: This is the church of the happy endings."
Hmmmmm....unfortunate way to phrase this....or not?
Re: Holland Tells Us We are The Church Of The Happy Endings
Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2018 1:34 pm
by Arcturus
Re: Holland Tells Us We are The Church Of The Happy Endings
Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2018 1:53 pm
by RubinHighlander
Oh boy...at least it wasn't another taffy pull!
Er, maybe that's how it all started
Re: Holland Tells Us We are The Church Of The Happy Endings
Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2018 2:12 pm
by wtfluff
Fake News.
Absolutely.
Completely.
FAKE.
There are not happy endings in MORmONism, no matter how you try and spin the lies.
Re: Holland Tells Us We are The Church Of The Happy Endings
Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2018 2:21 pm
by IT_Veteran
AllieOop wrote: ↑Mon Apr 30, 2018 1:12 pm
Elder Holland told BYU graduates:
"When such times come, I ask you to remember this: This is the church of the happy endings."
Hmmmmm....unfortunate way to phrase this....or not?
I posted that to Reddit the other day too - I don't think everybody else thought it was as funny as I did. I'm a sucker for a double entendre though.
Re: Holland Tells Us We are The Church Of The Happy Endings
Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2018 5:56 pm
by mooseman
AllieOop wrote: ↑Mon Apr 30, 2018 1:12 pm
Elder Holland told BYU graduates:
"When such times come, I ask you to remember this: This is the church of the happy endings."
Hmmmmm....unfortunate way to phrase this....or not?
Its offical. The oral sex ban has gone down the memory hole.