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Dear MormonLeaks

Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2018 4:39 pm
by Brent
Phil A. Buster
Lead Attack Dog
Wee, Cheetam & Howe
"PR and Litigation for those that can afford it"

Dear MormonLeaks

It has come to our attention that you are currently using the inappropriate term "Mormon" on your website. We suggest you change your current title to reflect current Church policy. As always the term "The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints" is trademarked and copyrighted so a change to "The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints Leaks" would be correct in style but unacceptable to trademark and copyright law--so don't.

Allow us to give you some appropriate names that might work for you:

"The Restored Gospel Leaks"
"Leaks From the One True Church"
"Every Church Leaks" *You can expand your audience.
"The Church Formerly Known as Mormon Leaks." *Derivative but still catchy.
"Latter-day Leaks"
"Leaks of Love" *play on courts of love thing.
"Make America Leak Again"
"Look!Something Shiny!Leaks"

We have focus grouped several of these for you and "Leaks of Love" generates true interest among 18 to 54 year old males. Current Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints members like "Every Church Leaks". The Prepper community leans to "Make America Leak Again".

We hope that these ideas help you comply with Church policy and preference.

Best,

Phil A. Buster, Esquire, Et Al

Re: Dear MormonLeaks

Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2018 4:46 pm
by Reuben
Ha ha!

How about "The Leaks of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints"?

Re: Dear MormonLeaks

Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2018 4:52 pm
by wtfluff
Not one "Even."

Fake news methinks.

Re: Dear MormonLeaks

Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2018 8:21 pm
by blazerb
wtfluff wrote: Sun Aug 19, 2018 4:52 pm Not one "Even."

Fake news methinks.
Even the leaks of the Brethren.

To be fair, I have not heard the GA's referred to as "the Brethren" in a long time, but it kind of creeped me out when it was used.

Re: Dear MormonLeaks

Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2018 7:28 am
by oliver_denom
Reuben wrote: Sun Aug 19, 2018 4:46 pm Ha ha!

How about "The Leaks of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints"?
I like the idea of Mormon Leeks, a website dedicated to the gardening and cultivation of one specific vegetable for the purpose of food storage.

Re: Dear MormonLeaks

Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2018 8:48 am
by Archimedes
Man, I leak all the time!!

Re: Dear MormonLeaks

Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2018 8:56 am
by MoPag
blazerb wrote: Sun Aug 19, 2018 8:21 pm
wtfluff wrote: Sun Aug 19, 2018 4:52 pm Not one "Even."

Fake news methinks.
Even the leaks of the Brethren.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
I vote this one!!!

Re: Dear MormonLeaks

Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2018 11:52 am
by crossmyheart
"Stay in the Boat" (that)Leaks

Re: Dear MormonLeaks

Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2018 7:48 pm
by Archimedes
crossmyheart wrote: Tue Aug 21, 2018 11:52 am "Stay in the Boat" (that)Leaks
If you only had faith enough to bail faster that boat would not be sinking.

Re: Dear MormonLeaks

Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2018 7:24 am
by crossmyheart
Archimedes wrote: Tue Aug 21, 2018 7:48 pm
crossmyheart wrote: Tue Aug 21, 2018 11:52 am "Stay in the Boat" (that)Leaks
If you only had faith enough to bail faster that boat would not be sinking.
ouch! you sound like my mother. :lol:

Re: Dear MormonLeaks

Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2018 12:05 am
by moksha
Brent wrote: Sun Aug 19, 2018 4:39 pm "The Restored Gospel Leaks"
"Leaks From the One True Church"
"Every Church Leaks" *You can expand your audience.
"The Church Formerly Known as Mormon Leaks." *Derivative but still catchy.
"Latter-day Leaks"
"Leaks of Love" *play on courts of love thing.
"Make America Leak Again"
"Look! Something Shiny!Leaks"
Sounds like a book series by famed British author I.P. Standing.

Re: Dear MormonLeaks

Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2018 9:38 am
by Archimedes
crossmyheart wrote: Wed Aug 22, 2018 7:24 am
Archimedes wrote: Tue Aug 21, 2018 7:48 pm
crossmyheart wrote: Tue Aug 21, 2018 11:52 am "Stay in the Boat" (that)Leaks
If you only had faith enough to bail faster that boat would not be sinking.
ouch! you sound like my mother. :lol:
Oh, I can do passive aggressive guilt trips all day long.

Wait a minute, do I sound like MY mother???

Some days there just isn't enough therapy.

Re: Dear MormonLeaks

Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2018 9:39 am
by Archimedes
Archimedes wrote: Thu Aug 23, 2018 9:38 am
crossmyheart wrote: Wed Aug 22, 2018 7:24 am
Archimedes wrote: Tue Aug 21, 2018 7:48 pm

If you only had faith enough to bail faster that boat would not be sinking.
ouch! you sound like my mother. :lol:
Oh, I can do passive aggressive guilt trips all day long.

Wait a minute, do I sound like MY mother [who I keep getting confused with my ex-wife]???

Some days there just isn't enough therapy.